Paul Ryan gets in Obama’s kitchen [Reader Post]

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Woo-hoo! Romney’s got a new VP pick! It’s official, Romney-Ryan, or R2 as I call it.

I guess it could have been worse. The only thing I know for sure is that Big Guy is not a big fan of that young whippersnapper Paul Ryan. In fact, you might say Pauly “get’s in his kitchen:”(h/t: Dennis Miller)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPxMZ1WdINs[/youtube]

VP Pick, Paul Ryan gets in Obama’s Kitchen

Dennis Miller’s “We are in their kitchen” Rant (More free rants here)

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Anyway, I don’t know what all the fuss is about. After all, Vice Presidential picks aren’t really all that important, unless you’re Sarah Palin, in which case it’s the only thing. Butt look at Big Guy’s pick: he’s really just there to balance out Big Guy’s big brain power in order to prevent a complete core meltdown.

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Whew! That back flash is fierce!

Oh sure,Team Obama will get onboard with the media elites who are already accusing Paul Ryan of having no private industry experience. Of course that will be before some lunk head on the right points out that the current leader of the free world doesn’t either. And thathis pick for VP is a career bureaucrat who hasn’t had a job in the private sector since Gerald Ford’s presidency, and even then I think it was serving ice cream:

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soft-serve, of course: vanilla

It’s not that Joey B didn’t contemplate other careers before deciding to serve the people of Delaware for 39 years in Washington.

Other career paths Joey looked at included engineer,

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band leader,

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secret agent man,

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policeman,

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and fireman:

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before settling on his perfect fit as a politician.

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When Joey heard that Paul Ryan was Romney’s VP he was ecstatic, just thinking about the Vice Presidential debate.

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We can’t wait either Joey!

This is going to make for some great political theatre: Team Obama vs. Team Romney. I’m in. Are you in?

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BRING IT R2!

“That doesn’t mean the private equity guys are bad guys. They are not. But that no more qualifies you to be president than being a plumber. And by the way, there are a lot of awful smart plumbers.” Joe Biden May 22, 2012

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Joe the Plumber for Congress

Oh yeah! Team Romney is in their kitchen. They’re rattling the pots and pans and cooking up some really good chow. So bring it, guys. Because We Can’t Wait!

PS Between Ann and Janna, I don’t really think the next administration is going to need my trans-imaging services much.

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R2 bumper stickers coming soon!

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Crossposted from Michelle Obama’s Mirror

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Ever since McDanalds started expanding (I used to go to the ONE & ONLY one in Downey) it has touted the fact that working there is a GREAT START for young men and women.
Well, Paul Ryan used to spend his summers working at McDonalds!
When he came to DC to be an unpaid (or was it poorly paid?) Washington staffer, Paul Ryan took a job waiting tables.
Only later did he get into his think-tank position and then go into politics.

Obama also took a job one time.
He scooped ice cream.
Read his book(s).
He used that job to hand out freebies to all his own friends.
Well…..has anything changed?
Obama is STILL using his job to hand out goodies to his friends.

@ MOTUS,

Thanks for posting that video of Paul Ryan delivering a serious head-slam to Obama and his side-kick.

That is not the only insightful piece of video on Ryan but it’s a powerful one which every taxpayer should watch 2 or 3 times.

Here’s another head-slam Ryan delivered on Geithner’s simpleton-cranium: Why propose a budget you admit is not credible, not sustainable? . . . . meanwhile the other guys on the bench are unable to understand the question and are dozing off to sleep – how do they get elected?

@Nan G, the only person I saw that mentioned a McDonald’s job in Ryan’s past was the smirk from Jonathan Martin at Politico. He also describes the only summer job I am aware that Ryan held, a salesman for Oscar Mayer, as “steering the Wienermobile”.

The two articles I saw about his summer sales job with Oscar Mayer were at JSOnline, and The Republic. The latter says he only drove the Wienermobile once. Dunno.

But I’ve never seen any MikeyD’s in Ryan’s background. Not necessarily important, but rather I find it not so curious that Politico finds entry level jobs by youth to be fodder for insults and abuse. Perhaps that’s the larger story.

@MataHarley:
Way back when lots of my own teenage friends were taking jobs at McDonalds they were given random polygraph tests to see if they were stealing or giving away food to their friends.
Obama admitted to giving away his boss’s property to his friends.
Somehow I doubt Paul Ryan would have done the same.
But, it is funny how some make fun of entry-level jobs.

@Nan G: “Way back when lots of my own teenage friends were taking jobs at McDonalds they were given random polygraph tests to see if they were stealing or giving away food to their friends.”

The conservative utopia, lie detectors for minimum wage = freedom.

Like most the stuff I read here, I seriously doubt this ever happened.

@Brian Miller:
IIRC you only had minimum wage for the 1st 3 months on the job at McDonalds.
Then….. you either got fired for cause: missing work, being late, not doing assigned tasks, STEALING, not being customer-friendly, etc.
OR ….you got a decent raise, then another, then another, also promotions and responsibilities.

@Nan G:
The lie detector story……….I would have to see you hooked up to one to believe that story.

@MataHarley:

No doubt the left will probably demand that Ryan show his all his tax records, so that the American people can know the truth about this supposed min-wage job he had with McDonald’s and a moderator at the VP debates will demand an explanation as to how a min-wage McDonald’s worker is qualified to drive the Weinermobile.

This could be the smoking-gun scandal Biden is looking for to turn the tables on Ryan!

@Brian Miller:

Well, what do you know?
Here’s confirmation of what my friends said happened to them…..from spokesmen from McDonalds!

If that link doesn’t work, go to this one.

Or this on page 4, paragrph 2.

@Nan G: Be careful Nan, Mr. Miller wants to see pics of you. If he asks what you’re wearing, delete the email at once!!

@Nan G: Ouch!!!! Nan, you ought to at least offer Miller some salve for that burn you gave him!

@Nan G: “Nan G says: 9 Well, what do you know?
Here’s confirmation of what my friends said happened to them…..from spokesmen from McDonalds!
If that link doesn’t work, go to this one.”

Oh, so the Union stopped McDonalds from giving illegal lie detector tests…..nice article…..from Fast Food Nation, great movie. Everyone should check out these links and that movie. But you claimed ithe lie detectors were given by managment to catch thiefs, like your friends. No, just your typical illegal right-wing business friendly union busting.

“anticsrocks says: 10
@Nan G: Be careful Nan, Mr. Miller wants to see pics of you. If he asks what you’re wearing, delete the email at once!! ”

Yes, I’ve never seen an 80 year old shut-in, who is also a Psychologist and an ex-Marine – as every single person who posts here claims to be…….
It would be something if they would at least try to rise and be some sort of journalist (like they play dress-up and pretend here), or decent human being…… something…..

@James Raider:

You’re welcome. I can’t wait to see Ryan dismantle whoever BO puts in the VP slot! You know Biden’s history.

@Brian Miller: so the Union stopped McDonalds from giving illegal lie detector tests…..nice article…..from Fast Food Nation, great movie.

I see you didn’t check the two other links, one of which the FFN book quoted.
They come from a legal case and the speaker was UNDER OATH.
You are hopeless.
Blinders are firmly attached to the sides of your brain.

Paul Ryan so deeply gets under Obama’s thin skin that his buddy, David Brock’s super PAC, American Bridge 21st Century, has released a 230 page long ”cheat sheet” against Ryan.
Too bad it is so error-ridden.
LOL!
Here are half a dozen failed attacks in Brock’s oppo dump–points that might actually convince reasonable Democrats that Ryan is a decent, capable leader willing to reach across the aisle to defend constitutional values and protect the national interest:
1. Ryan Defended “Occupy Wall Street” Protestor’s Rights To Protest Government.
Ryan REALLY defended EVERY protestor’s right to air their grievances about the government.

2. Ryan Said He Would Support “Young Guns” Candidates Who Were Pro-Choice.
Ryan REALLY said, ‘The only litmus test is whether they’re going to take on this debt and deficits and entitlement spending when they get here, or are they going to buckle when pressure occurs?’

3. Ryan And Van Hollen [D] Forged A “Solid Working Relationship.”
on the Budget Committee.
This has withstood the partisan and occasionally personal acrimony surrounding the battle over spending.
Doing so has been a challenge for both men.
Being able to work with the opposition is now a BAD thing?
Stupid Democrats!

4. Ryan And Russ Feingold [D] Proposed Bill To Allow President To Line Item Veto Earmarks.
Ryan said, in 2007, at the time, ‘This new level of sunshine, of accountability, of transparency, will do a lot to embarrass a lot of wasteful spending out of these bills in the first place.’

5. Ryan Voted in Favor of the Shield Law to protect sources of journalists.
This shield law would for the first time establish standards that limit the power of federal authorities to compel reporters to testify or to disclose documents and unidentified sources they have used in their reporting.
You would think the Left would LOVE this!
There were exceptions.
One allows a judge to order disclosure if it is ‘essential’ to the investigation or prosecution of a leak of classified information.
Another requires a judge to find that the unauthorized leak ‘has caused or will cause significant and articulable harm to the national security.’
A judge can also order the disclosure of individuals who have divulged trade secrets or private medical records protected by federal law.
OOPS! Maybe it was that harm to national security the Left doesn’t like.
LOL!

6. Ryan voted for a bill that would establish $10 million in 1-year grants for each year from fiscal 2011 through fiscal 2015 for the purpose of cutting infant mortality in 15 metropolitan U.S. areas that have had the highest infant mortality rates over the last three years.

Note a big problem with these so-called ”attacks” on Paul Ryan: Not one of them debates his policies.
All they do is note that he’s basically a conservative.

Speaking of Obama’s ”kitchen,” the price of GROUND BEEF is now at record highs.
We all know Obama mostly dines on KOBE BEEF (one rating above ”prime”) rather than ground chuck of the ”select” rating.
So, Obama wants us to all ”have his back.”
Does Obama ”have YOUR back,” if you’re a fan of ground beef?
Doesn’t look like it.

Obama announced a government spending program — this time designed to inflate meat prices in Midwest swing states.
Obama’s move only harms American consumers while protecting a corrupt federal program.
Thanks to the ethanol mandate, more than 40 percent of the nation’s corn crop now goes into the production of a useless fuel that hardly anyone would buy if the government didn’t require it.
That’s up from just 17 percent in 2005, before the mandate went into effect.
Only 36 percent of the corn crop now goes for feed, and 24 percent goes for food.
Obama could solve this problem instantly by suspending the federal ethanol mandate — something his EPA actually can do unilaterally and legally.
Instead, Obama will buy up meat.
To recap, government is driving up the cost of food, animal feed and gasoline, and Obama’s solution is to drive up meat prices as well.

http://washingtonexaminer.com/examiner-editorial-to-protect-ethanol-obama-seeks-to-inflate-meat-prices/article/2504906#.UCvyTaPNkS_

@Nan G: About Mr. Miller, you said:

Blinders are firmly attached to the sides of your brain.

That is completely false and an unfair statement!!!

Anyone can see by his postings here that he lacks a brain…

Maybe his new name should be Scarecrow.

“anticsrocks says: 18
@Nan G: About Mr. Miller, you said:
Blinders are firmly attached to the sides of your brain.
That is completely false and an unfair statement!!!
Anyone can see by his postings here that he lacks a brain…
Maybe his new name should be Scarecrow. ”

Yet here I am reading these article and your replies on this thread…..as you say, anyone who would do that must be without a brain. Funny how you guys always assume that anyone who reads your stuff without being a full blown right-winger, must be afraid, and ignorant, and in denial…..but then why would they be here? Wouldn’t they avoid this strong righteous place full of truth and light? Projectionism can be a wild thing, you ever look in mirror?

Yes, I am a scarecrow, and I hear your caws……..

@Scarecrow: Oops, looks like I touched a nerve. LOL