Biden Finally Builds a Wall in Wrong Location

Biden is riding his big boy bike and stupidly smiling because he owns a 2.7 million dollar beach house, recently adorned with a new security wall. The $500,000 wall will protect the prez and his entourage.  Safety is important you know.

Unfortunately, the southern border of America is wide open and remains unsafe.  It is estimated that 2,000,000 unvetted, illegal aliens have invaded our country since Joe was installed. That was not a mistake. Joe’s motto is:  SECURITY FOR ME BUT NOT FOR THEE-STUPID PEASANTS.

That sounds about right.  American citizens who are trapped in violent, crime filled cities are collateral damage.  The Democrats thought it was funny to defund, demoralize, and degenerate the police. Violent criminals use GET OUT OF JAIL FREE cards and victims are terrified, abandoned and beg for justice.  Those poor city folks can’t afford to hire armed security guards or build walls (on the taxpayer dime) to protect their loved ones.

I know Joe, it sucks to be them. Wait until those poor folks in fly over country meet Joe’s 87,000 newly minted, armed, IRS agents.  That “crack group” will never prey on rich folks with smart lawyers but instead will harass and intimidate Timmy, who neglected to declare the ten bucks mee-maw gave to him on his birthday.  Each of the new IRS agents will only get one bullet…but still.

Biden’s stupid wall will protect Joe & Jill but you have to ask yourself-what exactly are the Biden’s being protected from? I’m glad you asked because these are some ideas that popped into my head:

1.  NOSY NEIGHBORS.  You laugh but the Biden family is a bizarro 3-ring circus.  Watching Hunter in his underwear or viewing Joe swimming naked in his pool, howling at the moon and talking to his imaginary friends would be nauseating.  There is not enough bleach in Delaware to eradicate those visions.

2.  DELAWARE WILL BE A NEW TOURIST DESTINATION.  The official nickname of Delaware is “The First State.” Quite soon they will be designated “The First State and Home of the Worst President in U.S. History.”  Joe is systematically destroying our country and his life-long accomplishments would easily fit on a small Post-It-Note. Delaware will need new signage and a yellow brick road leading to the Presidential Palace by the Sea.

3. BUSES OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE HEADING TO DELAWARE.  Texas Governor, Greg Abbott has been cleverly sending many illegal, unvetted, aliens on buses to “sanctuary cities” across the nation.  That was a bold move by a wise man to “share the pain.”   Bowser in Washington D.C. and Adams in New York, apparently are ungrateful for the influx of tired, poor, huddled masses, yearning to breathe free.

Abbott’s next move is to direct some of those buses to Biden’s fancy, schmancy Rehoboth Beach house. Surely those poor immigrants from south of the border would welcome some fun in the broiling hot sun!

When their buses arrive at their final destination in Biden’s driveway, they will be warned:

WELCOME TO AMERICA.  ENJOY YOUR FREE BIDEN T-SHIRT.

DON’T TOUCH BIDEN’S SECURITY FENCE-IT’S ELECTRIFIED.  ALSO, JUST A HEADS UP–THE MOAT AROUND HIS HOUSE IF FILLED WITH PIRANHAS OR ALLIGATORS——WE CAN’T REMEMBER WHICH.  

QUEEN JILL MIGHT MAKE AN APPEARANCE. DO NOT MAKE FUN OF HER DRESS. YOU ALSO MIGHT SEE ARMED IRS AGENTS.  DO NOT WORRY, THEY ARE SEARCHING  FOR TIMMY. THEY WON’T BE CHASING YOU FOR AT LEAST ANOTHER MONTH.  

Somewhere, Jimmy Carter is smiling.