by Jeff Childers
The New York Times ran a story yesterday headlined, “F.B.I. Examining Bullet Fragments Found at Trump Rally Site.” The bullet fragments are critical evidence. In short, the Federal Bureau of Investigations, a critical partner with DOJ in the vital January 6th roundup, isn’t precisely certain what exactly happened to President Trump’s ear on July 13th. In other words, the F.B.I. is baffled.
“Investigators,” the Times soberly informed readers, “have not made a determination on the precise manner in which former President Donald J. Trump was injured.” It could be anything.
If only they had a clue! Of some kind!
During Congressional testimony on Wednesday, confounded FBI Director Christopher “Magoo” Wray told a shocked Representative Jim Jordan (R-Oh.) that, “With respect to former President Trump, there’s some question about whether or not it’s a bullet or shrapnel that hit his ear.”
Who knows what it could have been! Maybe a bullet. Or maybe it was some kind of flying shrapnel. We must also consider the possibility it was a spontaneous psychosomatic injury. Or, maybe a supersonic hummingbird? An oversized mosquito, striking at just the right moment? Mutant head lice? Quarks? A mutton?
Never fear! Diligent law enforcement agents will someday solve this perplexing mystery. The FBI has their best men/women/non-binary/puppy-identifying agents on the job right now. They are working around the clock, at least 90 minutes a day, in fifteen-minute shifts between union-required two-hour mental health breaks.
But there was some good news. We are much closer now to determining what might have been the mechanism of injury. After subjecting the crime scene to microscopic analysis, expert forensics, drone mapping, and satellite imagery, they have not been able to rule out the bullet theory. More importantly, according to the Times, they finally found a clue! Eight bullet casings:
The trouble is, the bullet casings were not located anywhere near President Trump’s ear. So a crack team of FBI forensics experts, many having face tattoos, are attempting to re-construct a scenario where the bullet casings could have engaged Trump’s auditory organ and then returned to the warehouse roof. Current hypotheses include quantum mechanics and time-travel.
President Trump appears vexed at the FBI’s slow progress in this key area of investigation, perhaps not fully comprehending that these things take time. In a frustrated post yesterday, the victim-President suggested, just as a possibility, that the doctors who treated his head wound might be able to shed some light on the bewildering mystery:
But President Trump is not a forensics expert. He doesn’t even have a face tattoo. And although ten minutes ago, during the pandemic, medical experts’ opinions were considered to be, well, bulletproof. But now, what do they know about gunshot wounds? Stupid doctors. Shut up and get back to the band-aids.
Other difficult questions remain. Mysterious questions Director Magoo is currently considering include: was Thomas Crooks just duck hunting, and the President got in the way? Were there any bullets at all? Was there even a rally? Is there such a thing as the FBI, or are we all experiencing a nightmarish mass hallucination and could wake up sweating at any moment?
You can trust the FBI to find out. They are forming theories that do not involve conspiracies, which in technical jargon are referred to as “non-conspiracy theories.” We won’t have to wait for long. AS a nervous nation waits impatiently for answers, the agency tentatively intends to release a report with its conclusions on or about September, 2041. Stand by.
Why have the doctors who treated Trump not been cleared to come forward with details of what happened?
Try searching DR. Ronny Jackson
Trump sustained 2 cm-wide gunshot wound to ear, his former physician says – POLITICO
Truth Details | Truth Social
I’ve seen that, but, as you know, Ronny “The Candyman who was demoted from Admiral to Captain for conduct unbecoming” Jackson did not treat Trump after the assassination attempt, so who cares what he says?
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/14/us/politics/photo-path-trump-assassination.html
Perhaps you missed paragraph #2.
Yes, I understand that Doctor Feelgood says that he has seen Trump for followup care. In the past, when something has happened to the president, the public gets to hear what the doctors who treated him at the time have to say about the situation. Trump’s no longer the president, and he never again will be, but he’s the Republican candidate.
It’s really out of character for Trump not to parade these people in front of the cameras.
Perhaps he was hit by a chunk of flying something-or-other during the attack—certainly an awful thing to have happen!—and painted himself into a corner by immediately posting to Truth Social that he was “shot with a bullet.”
You are a complete idiot
That’s as may be.
A chunk of flying… what? What is there that has bullet damage that could have hit Trump’s ear? There are so many idiots, the group you have joined, claiming Trump wasn’t hit by a bullet that one would think someone would have done a little investigation and find the object that was hit. Any explanation as to why that hasn’t happened?
The FBI, for instance, the world’s premier investigatory organization… why haven’t THEY found this shattered object, especially when the DIRECTOR is claiming that is what probably happened?
You leftists have no respect whatsoever for what is true and no disregard for what is false, do you? Reality doesn’t exist, only the leftist narrative. This current incompetent, lying, corrupt, failed, disastrous regime has exposed it all, forcing all pretense of honesty to be abandoned. Now, you openly deny recent history and trample any rule, law or democratic process that gets in the way of the pursuit of the totalitarian police state.
We have had the fortune of no longer having the blobs most preeminent idiot who was shitcanned. Now we have his understudy who has never been able to mete out a cogent argument.
Here we go, Michael embarks on another pointless discussion with zero relevancy.
Wow!
You’ve never heard of “DOCTOR/PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY?”
Michael just wants to get into another pointless circular discussion, his modus operandi.
Wow!
That’s why I asked why they haven’t been “CLEARED.”
Why did they hide Bidens condition fr over 3 years? Is he even alive?
Lots of people noticed that, like that final photo, joe, at his “suspending my campaign/proof of life,” speech at the Oval Office, grew his natural bottom teeth back.
After many years of ill-fitting dentures that strayed off to the side of his lower jaw.
A miracle!
Here you are numb nuts.
“The former president’s campaign also railed against the notion that Trump was struck by shrapnel as opposed to a slug.
‘Anyone who believes this conspiracy bulls**t is either mentally deficient or willfully peddling falsehoods for political reasons,’ Trump campaign adviser Steven Cheung told CNN. “
“Here you are”? What point do think you’re proving?
Such a hard concept for Michael to understand and accept. Even his paper of record does not believe the conspiracy theory.
Weird when joe loses the NYTimes but his paid lackies like greg and little mike continue to parrot some lesser party line.
They are not numb they are missing.
The Lefts dems are just using this issue to divert attention from the massive donor fraud Act Blue has been committing in Kamala’s behalf.
And the hundreds of thousands illegal alien invaders they are registering to vote. Seems like there is a law against that.
Where 60% of the donations laundered come from China?
These are the same people that can’t solve the pregnancy crisis bombings case because they happened at night… when it’s dark. And no one signed their work. The left now goes far out of its way to deny the truth and admit the facts. Are they leadership worthy?
And don’t forget we have the best economy in the world.
FBI statement:
“What struck former President Trump in the ear was a bullet, whether whole or fragmented into smaller pieces, fired from the deceased subject’s rifle.”
— Jacqui Heinrich (@JacquiHeinrich) July 26, 2024
Now that Wray got his stupid sound bite in (funny how he refuses to even say a word about MOST cases that are still under investigation, but not this) the FBI comes out definitively:
FBI Clarifies That Bullet Struck Trump
During Assassination Attempt At Rally
Daily Caller, by Jake Smith Original Article
FBI confirms that a bullet struck Trump’s
ear during assassination attempt
NBC News, by Ken Dilanian & Zoë Richards Original Article
Poor stupios who didn’t keep up with the latest “letter from Hanoi,” as we used to call leftist daily talking points, had been playing the game far too long.
Useful, but really idiots.