Liberal Insanity – Hey, Lets Get Rid of All Our Guns!


I told my wife that I was going to write an article about getting rid of all guns.  She looked at me, rolled her eyes and said, “You’re just going to be sarcastic!” I told her, “You know I am.”  The Second Amendment of the Constitution seems pretty clear on the topic of gun ownership:  “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.”   However, I am a reasonable man and would consider getting rid of all guns under certain conditions

Condition 1:  Someone must take the nuclear codes away from Biden.  Seriously, “Darth” Biden is suddenly concerned about gun violence and yet he has the means to accidentally nuke North Korea into oblivion with the push of a button.  Apparently, no one sees a problem with a senile, cognitively impaired, octogenarian (80 this November) with anger issues wandering around a fake Oval Office.  Biden reads instructions from a teleprompter the size of an aircraft carrier, sincerely believes that 81 million people voted for him in 2020 and yells profanity at his staff because his poll numbers are lower than whale sh*t at the bottom of the ocean. What is wrong with that dude?

Condition 2:  All of the bad guys must give up their guns.  Seriously, bad guys are gunning down people at a rapid pace.  Over Memorial Day weekend (2022) 51 people were shot and 9 were killed in the city of Chicago alone. (crickets from the lamestream media)  Chicago’s new motto is:  “Come to Chicago for the pizza.  Stay because you were murdered!”

We used to rely on the police to protect us but unbridled crime is outpacing even their heroic efforts. Unfortunately, our thin blue line of defenders is getting even thinner.  The police have been defunded, demoralized, defamed, humiliated, and killed in the line of duty.  Who you gonna call when the police are gone?  As long as the bad guys have Uzis, a lust to kill and nothing to lose, citizens must step up and do whatever is needed to protect their own families.

Condition 3:  Politicians must give up their guns. It doesn’t seem fair that politicians in Washington DC demand that we give up our weapons and yet they are protected by guns and exempt themselves from the laws that they pass.  They consider their lives valuable and some live in gated communities protected by armed security guards.  Those weasels construct barricades around the Capital, hide hide like rabbits behind concertina wire and then throw rocks at us peons for legally owning guns to protect our loved ones.  They are hypocrites.

Condition 4:  All liberals must give up their guns.  No liberal should own a gun.  They probably wouldn’t know how to use one and the attacker would just laugh at them anyway.  When confronted by an armed assailant a Liberal would suffer paralysis by analysis and hesitate to pull the trigger:  “I don’t want to hurt him.” “Maybe I can talk the dude out of shooting me.”  “Maybe I can shoot him in the leg.” “Maybe if I put down my gun the bad dude would put down his.”  “The bad dude is not really bad.  He’s probably poor, misunderstood and was bullied as a teenager.”  “Maybe he needs a hug.”  “Maybe we shouldn’t have defunded the police.  Where are they…at the donut shop?”

A conservative in the same scenario would empty a magazine of bullets at the bad dude, reload, look for accomplices and hand his wife an extra gun, “just in case things go sideways.”

The world is full of angry, demented, evil, mentally sick monsters who kill innocent people in a pathological rage.  DO NOT penalize the good, honest, law abiding citizens for owning guns to protect us from those sadistic killers!

We will give up our guns when hell freezes over.

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You can’t subjugate a population while they are armed.

The mass shootings, while sad, are not remotely a reason to violate our Constitutional Republic and simply allow fascists to blithely install themselves just because they were able to keep a generation or two completely ignorant to their own governmental structure, and what goes into that.

Like the Holy Roman Empire in Europe, the United States will most likely break apart…allowing for those of us who follow the examples of honor and integrity like Martin Luther and John Wesley to build upon democratic processes, and to reject totalitarian Leftist ideology that is nothing new, nothing progressive, and nothing humanity truly wants.

Demokrats support: BLM and Antifa including their summer of 2020 riots that destroyed American cities; defunding the police; weaponizing government to illegally spy on political opposition and to stage a coup against a duely elected President; massive voter fraud to install a puppet in the WH; censorship; lockdowns and mandates that they themselves didn’t follow, and now they want to disarm the citizens. What could possibly go wrong?

Disarm all of Bidens Bodyguards Disarm all the guards at the homes of liberals take away the guard dogs and metal detrctors and all the rest of t hat stuff then tell them to Get over It

Spur dont worry the FBI will protect us all
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I feel so good that billions in arms are being sent to Zelensky
Meanwhile on the darkweb
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Did you look at the URL? Do you know that Thief World is a role playing game? Do you know The Onion is a satire publication? Did you wonder why most of the URL has been blanked out?

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Ok go to the onion site and link it.

the guns in my home are here to protect me and my family from criminals. I will think about giving them up for the benefit of society whenever all the commie/lib/Dem guys decide to fix the criminal rape problem by cutting off all their dicks!

Charelston West Virginia a mass shooting was stopped by Armed Citizen the only one dead was the Shooter Himself no big headlines in the NYT’s and nothing from M.S. Media Bottom Dwellers from CNN

The pResident says even the Constitution isn’t ‘absolute’? Sort of like ‘election laws’, eh? Where does that leave impressionable youth? Talk about ‘grooming’. For anyone needing a ‘reminder’:

NO right is absolute. That’s why every constitutional right is further defined by LAWS.

You don’t seem to grasp the fact that laws restricting abortion rights impose limitations on many people’s First Amendment religious freedom, overriding their religious beliefs about when a person exists, and on their religious duty to protect the life and health of a woman.

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Why is biden withholding federal school funds if a particular school or school district refuse to indoctrinate the children with homosexual and transgender sickness?

Because some boys have a right to rape.

biden called a lid on today to start yet another weekend vacation. He has vacationed more than any other president in history.

What is bidens plan for inflation?

Think of how f**ked up things would be if he DIDN’T take so much time off.

Abortion is not absolute?

Thats not for you to decide Rights are not granted to the people they are a God given gift from God to natural man. Shall not be infringed.
Life at conception is a scientific fact just because it is beyond your mental capacity doesnt make it less scientific fact. It has nothing to do with religion, murder is a crime. As far as I know every state has laws dealing with intentional homicide.

“It has nothing to do with religion”

It has everything to do with religion.

I’ve been wondering how many of the commenters here will hop on board the anti-contraception train once that pulls out of the station, which is apparently already happening in places like Louisiana and Idaho.

Then you say God is science? No you dont.
Life begins at the moment of conception before that there is no life, the egg is not able to form a human unless it is fertilized. This is scientific fact. Basic biology. Not religion or dogma just hard test tube style science.
Researchers who analyzed a video of nine human eggs touching the sperm observed that two flashed brighter than the others— insight that could provide an important tool for doctors trying to determine which fertilized eggs to choose during in vitro.
From 2016.

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I’ve been wondering how many of the commenters here will hop on board the anti-contraception train once that pulls out of the station,

You’d better hurry up and get those toothless white bastards into the railcar, then.

Nothing like using “what they might do” as a reason for genocide.

You should do some research on how powerful the Nazi’s “what the Jews are up to” myths were in their extermination efforts.

It might be helpful since you seem to be going down that road…er…that train leaving the station.

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overriding their religious beliefs about when a person exists,

At least you’re finally admitting just making up when a human exists to fit the “if it feels good, do it” ideology of the Left is indeed a religion.

NO right is absolute. 

I see you don’t understand what a right is. Your input on this is thus ignored…


FJB, the demokrats, and the rest of their totalitarian shitbag supporters. Totalitarians and freedom loving people can’t code-exist in the same country. At least not peacefully.

about ten years ago an editorial in Pravda, of all places, begged America not to give up our guns, the writer saying that we are the only country in the world that treats its citizens like adults.

someone pointed out that armed Americans make an 80 million man army; no country on earth has such a giant army.

gun control isn’t really about guns. it isn’t about having guns, buying guns, shooting guns, or cleaning guns. it’s all about giving the young male democrats a reason to think a second time before jacking you, your car, or your home. will they find a manchild’s playground? or Omaha Beach?

As soon as Democrats are confident enough to get rid of their armed protection, we can begin talking about mine. In my view, my life is worth 1,000 of idiot Biden’s or Kamala’s, so I’ll just patiently wait for them to give the signal.

In 1993 the GOVERNMENT killed 32 women and 21 homeschooled children in Waco, Texas.
That is more than any ONE “mass shooter” at any American school or church.
And the government wants us to rely on them to protect us after we give up our guns???

Let’s get rid of all of our knives!!!!!

I love the smell of sarcasm in the morning patriot!

Democrat: Killing of children will continue until you give up your guns.

Me: Killing of children will continue until you give up your abortions.

In the minds of Liberals Guns make people Evil if all the guns were confircated and melted down into Peace Brick we would all be loving and hugging one another even as someone crackes their nutshell thin skulls with a Peace Brick

Texas the Vultures are curling the Gun Makers Again already wanting to bring stupid lawsuits against the gun makers just to line their pockets with few millions in ill gotten cash