There are a ton out there!
Among my favorites so far:
Here are 4 that I roughly did:
“I am not a cardboard cutout!”
Got any favorites?
A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
Deadshot reads the U.S. Constitution to Sanders and call them the Icksmen
Somewhere in the everglades……
And they all moved to DC