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The OWS Is A Celebration Of The Ongoing Train Wreck Of The Obama Presidency

In a cartoonish caricature of himself, columnist Paul Krugman, of the NYT, has written a rambling and unfocused apology for the incoherence of the Occupy Wall Street comedy, in a lame attempt to steal the energy of the mindless mob. Borrowing the first two lines from a popular 1967 song, by Stills of Buffalo Springfield, Krugman begins his clownish attempt of a unifying message for the mob by clumsily injecting his personal prejudices in a vague but obvious method, thereby parroting a nonexistent voice of leadership to the rebellion without direction, by offering some helpful if flaccid finger pointing.

There’s something happening here. What it is ain’t exactly clear, but we may, at long last, be seeing the rise of a popular movement that, unlike the Tea Party, is angry at the right people.

By employing the first line of the first verse, as his opening sentence, Krugman accomplished considerably more than in the entirety of his uninspiring article. The first sentence reads, “There’s something happening here”; indeed, there is the potential for a mob, a mob without direction or intellect to guide it in a particular direction. A point illustrated by the second line of the song and this phrase of the second sentence, “What it is ain’t exactly clear,” this was the high watermark of Krugman’s article and with a nice closing sentence, it could have been considered a great article. For the true purpose of the OWS movement and of Krugman “ain’t exactly clear” isn’t exactly clear, except for the efforts of the Left to co-opt a movement without a message as a populist movement of their own to counter the concise and effective message of the TEA Party.

Paranoia strikes deep and it is hard to counter a message that resonates clearly with the public and cuts dangerously close to the corrupt and incompetent heart of the Democrat movement like a razor sharp blade between the ribs working ever closer to that same heart.

If we analyze that first verse further, we see why Krugman pulled up early with his metaphor: “I think it’s time we stop, children, what’s that sound? Everybody look what’s going down.” While the first two lines were an alliteration of Krugman’s covert premise, the last two lines illustrate the pathetic and impotent nature of a movement without direction.

There’s something happening here.
What it is ain’t exactly clear.
There’s a man with a gun over there,
Telling me I got to beware.
I think it’s time we stop, children, what’s that sound?
Everybody look what’s going down.

The most glaring inconsistency of the OWS mob is not that they fail to note the corruption and greed of Wall Street, no they are obviously upset with the corruption of Wall Street, but they fail to note the symbiotic relationship of that same greed and corruption of Wall Street with Obama, the messiah of Socialism. Of course Obama campaigned on a platform of ending this corruption and of correcting the injustices inflicted upon the common man, but remember, he sends young people text messages when the elections are on the horizon, a real reason to vote for the man.

The second verse could have been used more effectively by Krugman, but we are here to bury him not to help him. For “There’s battle lines being drawn;” unfortunately, when we look at the overwhelming whining of the young protesters, the common complaint of oppressive student loans comes through quite clearly.

Now why are there problems with student loans? Sympathy from a man who worked as a welder at night and a horse shoer on weekends to go to college during the week won’t be forthcoming, for he who has seen the carefree attitude of the non-disciplined college student who wasted time and money on degrees that benefited no one in particular and can be contemptuous of those who have time and resources to attend protests during college as if they were rock concerts.

Yet, people stand in line to attend college, partially to avoid responsibility, adulthood, and that ever looming dark cloud called work; all justified by the Peter Pan syndrome of avoidance of work and a mature life. To what purpose do they attend these colleges, the observer is bound to ask, oh, but to prepare them for some non-dirtying of the hands type job that will allow them to repay their student loans quickly and join that same society they are now condemning. To acquire a home, a mate, two SUVs or tin cans on wheels according to their moral compass, these are the goals, but because of this damned economy and the fact that Obama can’t manage to transform us into a Socialist Utopia, their dreams seem unobtainable.

Yes, “Young people speaking their minds,” right after having the last parental diapers of protection pulled is at the heart of the matter, they are quick to bemoan their woes while reaching out to commiserate their misery in a mournful dirge of despair, “Nobody’s right if everybody’s wrong.” The collective grief and anguish pleas find little sympathy among those with forty years of work behind them, who now face the loss of everything. Many of whom have never had the opportunity to gambol about on one of the country clubs of senseless and impractical learning, in a magical time warp of leisure and social excess; being faced with that ever nagging force of increasing principles on student loans and the inevitable hopelessness of a job search during an Obama Economy and the very real possibility that potential employers might not regard them with the same esteem they feel they deserve for working so hard at a degree that is considered by many employers to be of dubious value in the mean world of reality. Therefore, the whole country should, “look what’s going down,” the world is being mean to them; mommy and daddy didn’t prepare them for this life, not the cold hard realities of this life. The realities of actually holding down a job instead of the hedonism of a continual search for improvement and self-awareness are not exactly why they attended these expensive universities.

There’s battle lines being drawn.
Nobody’s right if everybody’s wrong.
Young people speaking their minds,
Getting so much resistance from behind.
It’s time we stop, hey, what’s that sound?
Everybody look what’s going down.

Krugman’s liberalism needs virtuous zealots to carry forth the banners of Socialism, so what if they are nonsensical and witless poets in rags; they are taking a stand and God knows there are precious few willing to stand with Obama these days.

From Krugman’s feeble attempt at subversion, he uses the classic three part play to illustrate his anemic and pathetic plea:

In the first act, bankers took advantage of deregulation to run wild (and pay themselves princely sums), inflating huge bubbles through reckless lending. In the second act, the bubbles burst — but bankers were bailed out by taxpayers, with remarkably few strings attached, even as ordinary workers continued to suffer the consequences of the bankers’ sins. And, in the third act, bankers showed their gratitude by turning on the people who had saved them, throwing their support — and the wealth they still possessed thanks to the bailouts — behind politicians who promised to keep their taxes low and dismantle the mild regulations erected in the aftermath of the crisis.

I seem to remember Obama bailing out the bankers with obscene amounts of taxpayer dollars, Krugman must have run short of ink or he would have mentioned that inconvenient fact. Is it convenient to leave out how Rubin rewrote the bank rules and of Obama’s declaration that the banks were too big to fail? Let’s not mention that Cuomo made predatory lending legal. It is awkward to mention that Clinton opted not to regulate derivatives. The Occupy Wall Street group will become confused if they know that Democrats securitized the bogus loans at Fannie and Freddy. That Goldman and Sachs, Obama’s main corporate supported and one of the beneficiaries of obscene amounts of Obama’s stimulus, packaged and sold worthless debt as high value securities. All made possible, because they own Obama. No these are inconvenient facts, it is far better not let the crowd suffer from Aristotle’s anagnorisis described so well in “Poetic’s” as the instant when ignorance gives way to truth. No Krugman is perfectly willing to pimp for the Democrat Party and lie to the mob, telling them what he thinks they want to hear while the potential for rage over perceived social injustice increases. Little do these people of little cerebral capacity or experience realize that all of middle class America is suffering under the imposition of the Socialist Regime of Obama; they may rightly feel they have no future, the overwhelming majority is watching their lifetime investments of work and money eroding away into oblivion. Krugman implores them to jump on board and complete the transformation of America into a Socialist Dystopia and guarantee they will never have a chance of success, but an opportunity of collective mediocrity.

Krugman tries to soothe the savage beast that resides within the heart of every mob and expresses the oft-repeated premise of the Elite that guides every Useful Idiot and mindless lemming hiding within the collective of the faithful.

A better critique of the protests is the absence of specific policy demands. It would probably be helpful if protesters could agree on at least a few main policy changes they would like to see enacted. But we shouldn’t make too much of the lack of specifics. It’s clear what kinds of things the Occupy Wall Street demonstrators want, and it’s really the job of policy intellectuals and politicians to fill in the details.

How reassuring to those who sleep on the side walks, intellectuals and politicians will show the way just trust in us: “It’s clear what kinds of things the Occupy Wall Street demonstrators want, and it’s really the job of policy intellectuals and politicians to fill in the details.”

For the witless Useful Idiots who were laughed at by Stalin, theirs is not to think, but to follow the whims of intellectuals and politicians, forget those ridiculous attempts at eduction and knowledge, lest you suffer a crippling attack of anagnorisis and be of little or no use to the movement, for if ignorance gives way to truth the movement will be doomed. Remember the words to the song:

What a field day for the heat.
A thousand people in the street,
Singing songs and carrying signs,
Mostly say, “Hooray for our side.”
It’s time we stop, hey, what’s that sound?
Everybody look what’s going down.

“A thousand people in the street, Singing songs and carrying signs, Mostly say ‘Hooray for our side’.” This is all you need to do, trust in the Elites and we will grant you a life and guide you through the dark scary forest of life.

Fortunately, the Left and the New York Times has intellectual lightweights like Krugman for guidance; otherwise, the country could be in far worse shape with the mounting anger of our worsening economic situation being directed at the party that has controlled approximately one fourth of the legislative government, for nine months, rather the party that controls the Executive and the Senate and controlled it all for two years of this debacle. Yes rather than ridicule our opposition we should be thankful they are so clueless in the arena of ideas.

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Leftist attempts to cite Krugman as authority at town hall meeting, is laughed out of the room by the crowd (1:20 mark):

http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2011/04/028923.php

Obama, Pelosi and anyone else who uses the OWS senses the unwritten anstated reasons for the OWS to even be on Wall Street.
If you note you can see that each Leftist, including Pelosi, uses the OWS crowd as a frame, an empty frame, on which to place their own meaning/agenda/message.
And the OWS let them.
Obviously the OWS is there for that very reason.

Skookum–

I have a wild theory on this OWS thing. We know from the polls that a large percentage of Americans pretty much hate what Wall St. has been up to for the last decade or so: Fraud, corruption, crony capitalism, and growing wealthy by looting the few remaining productive enterprises in America.

Personally, I don’t have a problem with the alleged purpose of Wall St.: Creating markets where people can invest their savings in productive enterprises and possibly earn a return on their money. But lately it seems that Wall St. has been buying off politicians (Goldman Sachs was Obama’s biggest contributor in 2008) to bend the law in their favor and getting away with crimes that you or I wouldn’t be able to: Fraud and forgery for just two examples.

So my theory is that the big Wall St. firms were becoming concerned with all the negative publicity out there and decided to conjure up the dregs of society to protest Wall St. itself. Yeah, I think this whole thing has been staged and probably funded indirectly by Wall St. itself.

Sounds crazy? What better way to discredit the majority of Americans who honestly object to what some people on Wall St. have been getting away with than to associate them in the public mind with the hippies and communists occupying Wall St.?

Think about it.

@John Cooper: Yeah, it looks orchestrated, a pantomime. Don’t forget that the need to distract from current Administration embarassments: Fast and Furious/Holder perjury rap, Solyndra/corrupt gravy train for connected fundraisers, ‘Jobs Bill’ that not even Democrats will vote for….

@John Cooper:

Or the media is reporting it the way you see it, as they are paid off by Wall St, too. There’s all kinds of folk down there, who feel exactly as you have described.

What was it Pelosi said about the Tea Party?

Oh yeah!

“Astroturf!”

ROFLMAO, this is the real astroturf.

I’m clearly wasting my time here.

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The #OccupyWallStreet protest is occupying Zuccotti Park, a private park owned by Brookfield Office Properties. Source: http://erratasec.blogspot.com/2011/10/brookfield-properties-responds-re.html

They have nothing better to do, are blind to what is actually happening, and don’t realize they are being used. To most of them it’s just a great big party that can occupy their worthless existence for a little while. In the meantime honest people are paying the price for their stupidity.

Irony in it’s truest form.

From Jammie Wearing Fool: Hmmm: Owners of Zuccotti Park Recently Received $135 Million in Tax Money for Wind Farm

Isn’t it curious that the management company that runs Zuccotti Park in Manhattan, where Obama’s army of goons have been camping out the past few weeks, just so happened to get a $135 million loan to subsidize a New Hampshire wind farm just after opening their park to the anti-capitalist squatters?

…Now why does a company worth billions need taxpayer funding for some green energy project? Something surely smells here. Let’s see: They opened the park in mid-September, and magically on September 23, here’s a windfall of taxpayer cash.

You’ll never guess who lobbies for Brookfield. The firm of Oldaker, Biden & Belair, founded by Joe Biden’s son. Well, isn’t that a cozy relationship?

Oh, and NYC Mayor Mike Bloomberg’s long time lady Diana L. Taylor is on the board of directors for Brookfeild Properties.

JC, keep us up on this OWC and Obama Cronyism contacts. I am going to work all day, but I think this will play out bigger and bigger. The corruption within Obama is beyond what any of us could have even dreamed of, we will need to hammer these empty headed idealists over the head with stuff before they will even think about admitting to themselves that the Messiah of Socialism is just a corrupt politician looking for power, control, and money. We have him close to the ropes, it is time to unleash an unholy barrage of punches to the body and head, until he is destroyed.

There’s a difference between us and the left, we will hit them with facts, not lies and innuendo. Good work, JC.

I am not Jewish, staunch supporter of Israel, yet have been to enough events to warrent my own white yamulka confirming bris and familyhood with the line from Abraham. SKOOK, you hit on something profound about Paul Klugman being stuck in a Woodstock time capsule. You see that was probably Klugman’s debut (male debutant) to adult sexual society by mixing acid rock-n-roll, elitist grande ole ivie education, marijuana-hashish bongs, casuel drugs, nudist hedonism and shazaam the college-aged neurotic Paul Klugman is in the in crowd no longer confined to reading and re-reading old and new Playboy magazines to assuage the fire. I too remember those frustrating days trying every means possible to break a condom so the Paul Klugman type conundrum of social-sexual sensitivity to some neurotics stay neurotic leftist weak minded and vulnerable that go direct into class marriages with elitist careers with Princeton University and the NewYT. Jewishness is caught between Torah and tower and to get plugged into the NewYT tower of power means alliance with Frankfurt School/Institute of Social Research propaganda thus detachment from Torah.

Regarding the OWS, consider how this will HURT 0bama with Indpendent voters.
…consider the imagery that will be directly LINKED to 0bama forever!!

THIS is what 0bama supports

Stinking up Wall Street:
Protesters accused of living in filth as shocking pictures show one demonstrator defecating on a POLICE CAR!!. 😯

Bloomberg: By Hannah Roberts – October 8th, 2011
These are the shocking scenes that have led some people to accuse the Occupy Wall Street protesters living rough in New York’s financial district of creating unsanitary and filthy conditions. Exclusive pictures obtained by Mail Online show one demonstrator relieving himself on a police car. Elsewhere we found piles of stinking refuse clogging Zucotti Park… The shocking images demonstrate the extent to which conditions have deteriorated as demonstrations in downtown Manhattan enter their fourth week.

Oh Yeah!! — There is going to be some serious “political backlash” over this…

But the dummy 0bama doesn’t even realize HE is the one who has the most to lose from this insanity!
😆 😆 😆

With all that’s known, and will be known, the guilty will get away with it. All this solar business, Holder, guns, you name it all the illegal things coming down, in the end it will be just wasted ink. The more things change the more they stay the same.

Good article though, it’s tough reading what’s going on and how little good it will do if no one can bring the guilty to justice. I applaud those of you with optomistic views.

A president with influence over these demonstrators would tell them all to “GO HOME” and influence over thugista unionistas to “GROW UP”.

hahaha you still think this is about left/right politics or Obama….. funny. Keep assuming you know stuff and that there’s some sort of created political conspiracy, instead of coming down to NYC and finding out who is doing what. Who needs to think when they have Faux News, right?!

Yes, I know… *la la la you can’t hear me***

Later.

@Cary: Your departure is much appreciated.

@Cary: As you so poorly noted earlier: “I’m clearly wasting my time here. ” I thought you were leaving. Goodbye and good night!

@Marine72:

First cogent point made so far. Thanks for the open dialogue with your fellow citizens. I kinda miss the days when I could come here and do that. Everything changes eventually…

Enjoy your echo chamber. Clearly that’s what this site has become. Sad. Sorry Curt, I know it’s not your fault. But I’m over it.

Cary–

I went back and looked at all your posts on this thread and couldn’t find any actual “dialog”. If you want dialog, you’re going to have to actually offer some ideas – intelligent ideas, if possible. So far, it’s been like having a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

Protect,project, and deflect we much. Anyone out of line, we punish.

CBS info babe on Fast and Furious:
Check your vehicle before you start it.
Get yourself a food taster or tester.
No electric appliances around the tub when you bathe.

@John Cooper: Actually, this is the third thread I’ve posted on in a week. After being pretty much ignored by your side on the other two, I’ve been admittedly half- hearted on this one. Seems that instead of actually asking a first hander what’s going on, you guys would rather be spoon fed propaganda by a corporate special interest media. Let me just tell you one last time WE ARE ANGRY ABOUT THE SAME EXACT CRAP THAT YOU ARE IN THIS COUNTRY IN REGARDS TO BAILOUTS AND REWARDING BAD BEHAVIOR BY THE BANKS AND CORPORATIONS WHO BUY OFF POLITICIANS ON BOTH SIDES OF THE ISLE!!! It’s not about punishing success or wealth, it’s about responsibility and accountability, instead of solving their screwups with our dimes. The media will focus on the few wackos to distract from the message, because they have a hand in the problem, and too many people buy right into it.

Seems that instead of actually asking a first hander what’s going on, you guys would rather be spoon fed propaganda by a corporate special interest media

You patronizing, stupid dick.

Good day.

@Wm T Sherman: I appreciate your well thought out point. Touche! Thank you for reading and considering what I had to say.

@Cary: Your condescending, self-worshipping tone guarantees that nobody will give you the time of day. If you had even the most basic social skills, you would already know that.

@Wm T Sherman: Truth hurts, I get it. Thanks for being the bigger person and addressing the points instead of only attacking my character. I’d hate to think you have no argument. You’re a man to be respected.

@Cary: In fact you do not get it. Nobody has an obligation to talk to you. If you actually wanted a discussion your opening gambit would most definitely not be “acknowlege your abject moral and intellectual inferiority you peons, and then I will improve you by sharing my wisdom with you.” That will drive people away anywhere, any time. That is the simple truth that you will not face.

@Wm T Sherman: I’ve tried the other ways. Being nice or diplomatic doesn’t work either – You still ignore the points. I still took the time to write them in case there is a lurker trying to figure things out. You’re right, you are under no obligation to talk to me, yet you still choose to, and I thank you for that. I’m particularly impressed that in making that choice, you’ve chosen to actually address the points rather than school me in social manners. My method of rhetoric was rude, I get it. I was calling it as a see it, sorry if that bothers you. I can, myself, handle any name calling you’d like to throw at me, whether you also argue a point of view or not.

@Cary: I’ll talk with you Cary. If you want honest, intelligent open debate, I offer you the chance for such.

Your turn first.

New name floating around: “Wallbaggers” I like it.

That word “hypocrasy” popped up again while attacking Herman Cain. The term has been held forth through French and Middle English from its roots in Latin and previous to that Greek. It is a childish word often timed with rejection or refusal causing resentment. Today’s child mind has to do with “feigning high standards” as if we are all St Francis of Assisi. The fundemental of rhetoric is ethics which is based on philosophy and it is the conservative philosophy which measures the trust which the children fear the most. The childish anger stems from the boil of human nature borne with that politics of all forms is an expression of human nature. James Madison expounded that the Constitution was not written for saints and angels but for human beings.

@John Cooper:
This happening has spread to my city.
Today I came home down Ocean Blvd to find a few dozen of the homeless guys, the college gays and the commies/socialists/greenies all walking so slowly down the street (spread out a few blocks) that no one was able to turn inland for a very long time.
The LBPD (strong union police) were pretending to try to move them along WITH the lights and failing (because that was the intent).
A front page story locally is that our firemen have accepted a $39.5 million in 10 years restructuring of their pensions.
They will pay 9% of their pay toward their retirement instead of nothing.
I think the police wish they could join these guys rather than corral them.
If the firemen buckled, the police must feel as though they are next.

@John Cooper:

The new name for These Liberal Crazies
Should be:

The F.L.E.A. Party

Freeloading
Liberals
Encouraging
Anarchy

😛

OWS vrs. Tea Party:

@libtardmann: So the Tea Party is fascist? LOL, yeaahhh right. Because they support the “gun culture,” that makes them fascist? What a joke, that guy doesn’t even have a clue as to what the Tea Party is about.

If wanting limited government, fiscal accountability, a balanced federal budget, and adherence to the Constitution is fascist, then oooh rah! I’m a fascist.

@Cary: Thought you wanted to have open, honest debate, Cary.

Still waiting.

@anticsrocks:

Already had it, thanks. Wasn’t with someone who mocks another’s screen name. Remember, I’m not exactly new here. Have a good night.

@Cary: Okay, no worries. I understand your reluctance to debate and don’t blame you, actually.

@anticsrocks: Not reluctant at all. Just already noticed your “clever” insult and preferred to have my dialogue with someone whom I mutually respect. Thanks anyway, but I’m quite satisfied. Go bait someone else.

@Cary: Doesn’t take much to make you cut and run. I offer no apologies for referring to liberalmann as libtardman when he utilizes hit and run tactics, demonizes the right and spews far left talking points.

You were the one whining for “dialog.”

First cogent point made so far. Thanks for the open dialogue with your fellow citizens. I kinda miss the days when I could come here and do that. Everything changes eventually…

Enjoy your echo chamber. Clearly that’s what this site has become. Sad.

Now you were trying to say what exactly about the OWS protests?

I’m glad to see more liberals joining in this conversation. It gives a voice to the communication of certain ideas which some of these people will never hear. But don’t be dismayed by being insulted and called names—like communist, socialist, and Marxist (among the lighter insinuations)—that’s just what some people feel they need to do the win an argument.

@Liberal1 (objectivity):

@Cary:

More in sorrow than in anger, hey? “Oh the poor sheep. They only think they way they do because they have never been exposed to an alternative point of view. We’ll study them like anthroplogists study a cargo cult.”

Every whine that you’ve thrown here has an implicit assumption: that nobody here has considered and weighed the alternatives. You have of course, no factual reason to assume that.

Example of unfounded assumption: People here get all their news from talking heads on Fox. Ironically, that is a point of view that was fed to you and you swallowed it without ever questioning it. If you had asked around you would discover that people here typically get news from multiple sources, many of them ‘alternative,’ and don’t take any single source as the be-all and end-all. Multiple description is the best route to the truth.

Perhaps you will say that the reflexive ‘Fox News Zombie’ barb was meant as a metaphor. But even in that case, the meaning is the same: these people are easy to fool. Have you examined alternative descriptions? It doesn’t look like it.

@Liberal1 (objectivity): Thanks man. But honestly, I’m not backing down from antics. I simply had my discourse on this with someone else on another thread – someone thoughtful, intelligent, respectful – whom I’ve come to regard as a “net-friend” – even though we only very occasionally agree on things: someone whom antics couldn’t possibly match, especially with his “your turn first” (subtext: “You’ve said nothing intelligent yet, so I’m giving you another chance so then I can write you off as totally stupid” ) baiting. I don’t come here to “win” debates, it WOULD be stupid to expect here, but to understand the other side and be heard by them, and hopefully be understood. That mission has been accomplished with the very best of what FA has. I’m satisfied. While political discourse and activity is important to me, I do have other things going on in my life (even though the Yankees are done…) and already repeat myself too much. If antics is incapable or unwilling to scroll down a couple threads where this subject is also the topic, can’t figure out it might be there, or wants to throw a tantrum because I’m not talking to him, I really cannot concern myself with that. Rest assured, I’ll be back as my time and desire permit, as long as Curt continues to welcome me.

@Wm T Sherman: If it’s swimming in a pond, has webbed feet, feathers, a shorter neck and goes “quack” – I may not have book to tell me on hand, but I’m pretty sure what it is….

@Wm T Sherman: I come here and read that all the people down on Occupy Wall Street are “the dregs of society”, “hippies who need to get a job”, “dupes of lefty politicians” “anarchy bums”…etc….

And you strain your uterus getting all upset because I made impolite assumptions about YOU?!

Good one.