the Babylon Bee
U.S.—The vaccinated millions have done what they’re supposed to. They’ve taken the vaccine to show they care about others and are good human beings. Now, these important citizens are looking for just one more thing: something to protect them from COVID.
“I took my vaccine to show I’m one of the group,” said Kyle Howard, who had the Pfizer vaccine, “but I’m out there alone, with COVID still lurking about. The government needs to take measures to protect me and my precious vaccinated blood from the virus.”
There have been pushes to put masks on “dirty, grubby, unvaccinated children” to help protect all the essential vaccinated adults, but some worry masks simply won’t be enough.
“The government needs to round up all those deranged, unvaccinated lunatics and take them far away from us,” said Benjamin Reed, who had the Moderna vaccine. “They have the COVID and could give it to us. I spend all my waking hours worrying about us elite vaccinated people being tainted by the COVID.”
It’s generally agreed that the unruly unvaccinated must be isolated from vaccinated society to protect the vaccinated and the science-blessed vaccine from the virus.
HCQ, Ivermectin, and now NAC are all lifesaving therapeutics that the illegal Biden admin has squashed so they can line the pockets of their big pharma masters.
Democrats have killed thousands in their false pushing of the vaccine as a miracle cure that it’s not.
Look to Florida and DeSantis if you want to know how to fight covid and save lives…and just lead Constitutionally, as well.
Texas would be doing far better if idiot Biden hadn’t flooded it with 2.5 million illegal immigrants with a 24% COVID infection rate. No vaccine mandates for them, though.
The Babylon bee scorched me, I read the whole thing and said this is got to be a Babylon bee article… then I re-read & looked at the header and voilà! Touché
Ah, Curt? You DO realize that the story you’re posting is from the “Babylon Bee”, don’t you? It’s satire – not real news.
Yes, everyone knows the bee is satire.
But the satire is almost as accurate as the truth. That’s why they are brilliant at what they do
Yes we all know its a satire site our very fav, its the liberals who actually fact check and even suspend the
Bee. The Onion is dead long live the Bee!
This is how deranged the libs and demorats have become:
STEVE COX, AN INDEPENDENT LEFTIST CANDIDATE FOR CALIFORNIA’S 39TH HOUSE SEAT, WROTE ON TWITTER THAT ANYONE WHO DOES NOT WEAR A MASK OR PRACTICES SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOULD BE SHOT. ends this rant by stating that killing these “people” is self defense.
The National Institutes of Health is now admitting Anthony Fauci and former NIH head Francis Collins (who just suddenly retired a few days ago, wonder why) lied when they claimed they had not funded gain-of-function research through EcoHealth Alliance.
This means they lied to Congress .
Rand Paul was right.
“ But the satire is almost as accurate as the truth.”
And if not, you could always just call it an alternate fact.
“And if not, you could always just call it an alternate fact.” You mean like “Russian collusion”? You deal in the alternate fact… aka LIES.
BREAKING: NIH Today Corrects False Statements by Directors Collins and Fauci – the NIH Did Fund Gain-of-Function Research in Wuhan – Fauci Lied Under Oath
Rand Paul was correct. fauci lied and people died. fauci lied to Congress while under oath. Ha should be criminally referred for prosecution and subsequent incarceration.
COVID-19 deaths in the United States now total 732 THOUSAND.
Deaths by COVID?
Deaths with COVID?
Deaths of people who knew someone with COVID?
Deaths within 14 days of receiving the COVID jab?
You’ll have to be more specific. Lots of things being called COVID deaths that aren’t.
Why did Faux Xi Mengele poster boy lie so much? With HCQ and Ivermectin many thousands would be alive today.
The average IQ in the United States is now 98.
Then leave and we’d be back to 100 again.
“The average IQ in the United States is now 98.” That explains the 50 million that voted for idiot Biden believing he got 80 million votes.
Trump didn’t win the popular vote in 2020. He didn’t win the popular vote in 2016, either.
In 2020, Trump received 7 million fewer votes than Joe Biden.
In 2016, Trump received nearly 3 million fewer votes than Hillary Clinton.
The majority of voters have consistently rejected Donald Trump. A majority of Americans have figured out that Trump is a liar, a shameless manipulator, and a danger to the nation. The man is so disliked that 2020 saw the highest voter turnout in US history. He’s so disliked that five republican-leaning states flipped to Joe Biden.
And that was BEFORE he tried to overturn the election results.
“In 2020, Trump received 7 million fewer votes than Joe Biden.” No, Democrats generated 10 million fraudulent votes. Trump won the popular vote in 2016, too; Hillary just didn’t generate enough fraudulent votes. She thought she had it sewed up. With idiot Biden, Democrats knew they needed millions and millions of fraudulent votes for his incompetence to overcome Trump’s success.
Yes, yes, yes. But bidens votes were not votes, they were only ballots because more than 60% were fraudulent.
You believe what Trump tells you when there’s NO evidence that it’s true, and he’s PROVEN to be a liar.
Trump hasn’t told me this; the evidence does. You’ve shown you have no answer for evidence, just a blind faith in the least credible people in the country.
Planning on a parade when it tops 1,000,000,000?
I don’t think even Greg could dance on that many graves.
Here’s a parade for you. You can click to the right or the left for more of the same: https://www.newsweek.com/10-photos-donald-trump-making-funny-faces-607867#slideshow/607858
https://theexpose.uk/2021/10/21/83-percent-covid-19-deaths-among-fully-vaccinated/
The Exposé comparison is deliberately deceptive propaganda.
The mortality rate is higher for the vaccinated only because the sample population consists entirely of those who were hospitalized with COVID.
Those hospitalized with COVID were much more likely to be elderly or to have preexisting medical problems that put them at a far higher risk for death from COVID to begin with.
These are the same factors that also make it far more likely that they had already been vaccinated.
The only valid comparison that could be made would be between the mortality rates for the ENTIRE vaccinated and ENTIRE unvaccinated populations.
When THAT comparison is made, you discover that vaccination decreases a person’s risk of death from COVID-19 by over 90 percent.
If you’re of advanced age and have other risk factors, you’re safer vaccinated, but your risk will still be much higher than that of a younger, healthier person.
In other words, your Exposé article is complete bullshit.
Not Making Headlines: 750 GE Federal Contract Workers Walk Out in Protest Against Vaccine Mandates in Ohio —
Was COVID vaccine fetal tissue obtained by the murder of an infant?
AG Garland Says He’s “Not Aware” Zuckerberg Poured Over $400 Million To Interfere In The 2020 Presidential Election And Takeover Polling Places
Did you bother to check what the $400 Million Zuckerberg donated was used for?
Mark Zuckerberg donates $100M more to help election offices:
https://apnews.com/article/virus-outbreak-election-2020-technology-local-elections-elections-c2dcfde7fc750b7dd64243b0cf7fbb69
Yeah, it was used to flood election centers with leftists that would support the election fraud committed by Democrats.
Dumbass greg would have us think that zuckerbergs 400 million was some sort of philanthropic contribution.
Here is a pic of this dweeb with a woman, his wife that looks to be more woman that this dweeb could handle…
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REVEALED: National School Board Association Coordinated with Biden Regime Before Garland Classified Parents “Domestic Terrorists”
GOP Rep. Ken Buck Grills Merrick Garland on Hunter Biden’s Art Selling Scheme, Calls For Special Counsel Investigation (VIDEO)
Seriously, who gives a damn about Hunter Biden’s art selling scheme? The nation has serious problems to deal with. Congressmen should leave tabloid b.s. to the tabloids.
I am very curious if any of these high art CONnoisseurs now have special access or have had any access to the current administation. Like the letter that had the DOJ wanting to prosecute concerned parents as terrorists, only 1 week after its creation.
But that subject isnt about satire
People who care about bribery of a President through his son.
Who bought those paintings, Greg? No normal person would even hang one of those things on their refrigerator unless they wanted something in return.
Maybe there’s a Comet Ping Pong Pizza tie in that involves the Whuhan Laboratory and Hunter’s laptop.
Maybe there’s a Russian collusion conspiracy you can tie Trump to. Oh, wait…. you tried that. And failed.
The interesting thing about congressman Buck’s questioning of garland centered around know artists who are renowned and who artwork has garnered hundreds of thousand of dollars.
Yet we are to believe a drug addict can, with no formal training let alone previous experience in the world of art, equate himself with some of the masters of the art world
Impossible
“Very Unimpressive – He Was One of the Worst Witnesses to Ever Testify Before Congress” – Rep. Mike Johnson on AG Garland’s Dismal Performance before Congress
Biden Attorney General Merrick Garland testified before the House Judiciary Committee on Thursday. It was a disaster.
Garland mumbled through his testimony and at several points looked as lost as his
For a candidate who got 81 million ballots, he sure does not know how to resolve a crisis.
Border
Inflation
Supply chain
On record as becoming the least popular and worts president in US history…
CRINGE: Kamala Harris Blurts Out Bizarre Line During Speech on Biden’s Build Back Better Agenda, “I Eat and Drink No For Breakfast” (VIDEO)
Kamala Harris blurted out a bizarre line during her speech.
“I eat and drink no for breakfast!” she shouted.
What is wrong with this woman?
https://twitter.com/TrumpJew2/status/1451597709220225034?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1451597709220225034%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thegatewaypundit.com%2F2021%2F10%2Fcringe-kamala-harris-blurts-bizarre-line-speech-bidens-build-back-better-agenda-eat-drink-no-breakfast-video%2F
That’s better than what she guzzled to become DA.
“THERE’S NO PODIUM THERE BRO” – Biden Stands on Stage and Looks Like He Thinks There’s a Podium in Front of Him
Bumbling Joe Biden Struggles to Spit Out Answer on Gas Prices — Begs Saudi Arabia to Bail Out US after His Actions Caused US Prices to Skyrocket(video)
This is painful…
https://twitter.com/ElectionWiz/status/1451499091192684544?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1451499091192684544%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thegatewaypundit.com%2F2021%2F10%2Fbumbling-joe-biden-struggles-spit-answer-gas-prices-begs-saudi-arabia-bail-us-actions-caused-us-prices-skyrocket%2F
He has no solution because he and his puppet masters do not want to solve it.
We went from high gas prices under obama to low prices with President Trump and now back to high gas prices.
Energy independence, Einstein?
Meanwhile, back in reality: November 14, 2021 – Covid is surging in Europe. Experts say it’s a warning for the U.S.
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As Europe finds itself at the center of the Covid-19 pandemic once again, experts say it should serve as a warning to the U.S. and other countries about the coronavirus’s unremitting nature.
Case numbers have soared across the continent — more than 50 percent last month — and the worrying trend has continued this month as winter begins to bite.
Dr. Hans Kluge, the director of the World Health Organization’s Europe region, warned Nov. 4 that the region was “back at the epicenter of the pandemic,” and his words proved prescient.
The WHO said Friday that nearly 2 million cases were reported across Europe in the previous week — the most the region has had in a single week since the pandemic began.
n recent weeks, Germany reported record daily numbers of new infections, with more than 50,000, according to data from Johns Hopkins University.
The Netherlands also reported more than 16,000 cases — the country’s most since the pandemic began — prompting the government to begin a partial lockdown Saturday that is set to last at least three weeks.
As case numbers surged toward the end of last month, Belgium reimposed some Covid restrictions, including a requirement to wear masks in public places. People also have to show the country’s Covid-19 pass to enter bars, restaurants and fitness clubs. The passport shows that they have been fully vaccinated, have had recent negative tests or have recently recovered from the disease.
The country nonetheless recorded more than 15,000 daily cases last Monday.
Despite the surge, daily death rates in all three countries have remained relatively stable compared with past spikes, and experts have credited high vaccine uptake for weakening the link between the numbers of cases and hospitalizations and deaths…
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/covid-surging-europe-experts-say-s-warning-us-rcna4666
Seems the Jab isnt working at all except for Big Pharma’s bottom line.
RFK Jr. Completely DISMANTLES the “Covid Misinformation” Narrative – “It’s a Euphemism For Any Statement That Departs From Official Government Policy” – “They Are Engineering Destruction of Democracy Worldwide”
That is true greggie because they listen to the liberals and fail to use the therapies that have been proven to work in India, Japan and other Asian countries. Hydroxychloroquine and Ivermectin cocktails do work. Ask the Green Bay quarter back! The problem is that the democrats do not own any of the patents since patents have expired.
While the number of new COVID case is surging across Europe, hospitalizations and deaths are not. That’s attributed to the high vaccination rate. The new surge began around 5 weeks ago.
We should be paying attention. A winter surge in the US would find millions here still unvaccinated. New and potentially effective anti-viral drugs are not yet ready. A winter surge in cases would likely result in a subsequent surge in hospitalizations and deaths, and even more supply chain problems.
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November 12, 2021 – Europe and Russia battle a new wave of COVID-19
https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2021/11/12/1055100209/europe-russia-covid-cases-surge-spike
November 24, 2021 – COVID cases break records in Europe, prompting booster shot expansion
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/europe-rethinks-booster-shot-policy-covid-cases-hit-records-2021-11-24/
November 24, 2021 – COVID-19 cases surge 23% in Americas, mostly in North America – health agency
https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/covid-cases-surge-23-americas-mostly-north-america-says-health-agency-2021-11-24/
November 24, 2021 – COVID-19 cases surge 23% in Americas, mostly in North America – health agency
Tell us how effective the vaccine is.
Apparently not effective at all if fuhrer fauci says the vaccinated need to mask up and maintain social distance for thanksgiving dinner. Btw, the most expensive in history thanks to bidenflation
After vaccination, the likelihood of hospitalization or death if you contract COVID are dramatically less.
The statistics, From Yale Medicine: Comparing the COVID-19 Vaccines: How Are They Different?
https://www.yalemedicine.org/news/covid-19-vaccine-comparison
The projected cost of COVID to the US economy is around $16 Trillion.
“November 24, 2021 – COVID-19 cases surge 23% in Americas, mostly in North America – health agency” Boy, if that idiot Biden does any better at “shutting down the virus”, where won’t be any of us left, huh? What a great leader.
Politics has made some people stupid.
2024 blowout brewing: Trump 45%-Biden 32%
Georgia Governor Releases More Evidence That 2020 Ballots Were Miscounted
As if anyone reading closely could understand what the hell the article is actually saying… It’s gobbledygook.
https://thefederalist.com/2021/11/24/georgia-governor-releases-more-evidence-that-2020-ballots-were-miscounted/
Biden Tells Americans Struggling to Pay For Food and Gas They Need “Perspective” – Hours Before He Jets Off to $30 Million Nantucket Estate
Apparently among the liberal wealthy elite idiot Biden confines himself to, they aren’t suffering too badly from the bidinflation and shortages. They’re doing just fine, which is all idiot Biden cares about. Now the Biden Crime Family can scurry off to the billionaire’s compound for thanksgiving dinner with all the trimmings (including a healthy portion of bribes and graft).
The biden Harris divorce Is continuing. The WH is going to attempt to elevate mayor pete to be heir apparent to biden.
I wonder how all those who look at the blue checks before they consider the capability of their candidates feel about having that rug pulled out from under them?
Dr. Robert Malone: Children Who Have Had COVID Are at Higher Risk of Adverse Effects If You Vaccinate Them
You’re pedaling your little tricycle like crazy this morning, aren’t you?
More Lies… Dr. Fauci Says Boosters “Will Likely” Give You “Highest Level of Protection Yet”
CBS segment on #Thanksgiving suggests families have drinks and “hors d’oeuvres in the garage” while everyone takes a Covid rapid test and wait for the results before going inside: “You can make it playful, make it fun, and then be able to enjoy the holiday.”