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WASHINGTON —President Obama used his weekly radio address on Saturday to reassure the American people that he has “played no role whatsoever” in the U.S. government over the past four years.

“Right now, many of you are angry at the government, and no one is angrier than I am,” he said. “Quite frankly, I am glad that I have had no involvement in such an organization.”

The President’s outrage only increased, he said, when he “recently became aware of a part of that government called the Department of Justice.”

“The more I learn about the activities of these individuals, the more certain I am that I would not want to be associated with them,” he said. “They sound like bad news.”

Mr. Obama closed his address by indicating that beginning next week he would enforce what he called a “zero tolerance policy on governing.”

“If I find that any members of my Administration have had any intimate knowledge of, or involvement in, the workings of the United States government, they will be dealt with accordingly,” he said.

The Borowitz Report

H/T Glenn

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~LOL!~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Smartest President ever and always the last to know what’s going on around him..

Now he’ll just have to figure out which cards to play. Victim or Race.

he had notin notin to do with any GOVERNMENT AFFAIRS, he is not even PRESIDENT,
if not who is he? AN IMPOSTER?
get him out .

Funny post.

Old Guy
hi,
yes indeed
bye

There are many Muslim ”holidays.”
Obama acknowledges them all, even having an Iftar dinner at the White House every year.
He is never LATE to these announcements.
So, where is he today to ease the minds of all of AMERICA’s tornado victims?
Why hasn’t he assured them that FEMA is on the way?
Crickets for the Red States misery.

I am thankful Obama has been one of the most accomplished Presidents in recent history despite the obstructionists in the GOP hell bent on destroying the middle class and the racism from the fringe right wing and its media who have hoodwinked the ‘less than informed’ and fearful into voting against their own best interests.

@This one:

You have a serious detachment from reality going on there.

This one
you have been told story and you believe without checking,
shame on you.

I have TWO Laugh out Louds….

ONE for this Post – Now that is very funny….Thanks!!

ONE for “This One” A Lefty Parrot Liberal… regurgitating Socialist Talking Points – Truly Uninformed and so sad… You add to the Laughter!!

@Bees#9 – Bees a lot of people felt shame once upon a time…then came the Liberals and Progressives…..these types do not feel shame….malevolent people do not feel nor do they have shame….for Gods sake, they ‘silently’ condone murderous monsters like Gosnell!! Can’t you hear it??? Their silence is deafening…

Yet, YET they will go on and on about how the GOP is ‘destroying” the middle class….News for the types like ‘The One’… Ofraud has done a pretty good job “destroying” the Middle Class all by himself [oh, sorry, also with help by his elitist administration]….he needs no help from the GOP….

‘The One’ can thank Ofraud [the man child] for the Middle Class woes they are now facing… Oh, and if ‘The One’ hasn’t noticed…NONE of Ofrauds great policies have made the Poor ANY RICHER…because THAT is not an elitist game plan…!!!

An elitist ‘game plan’ is to give themselves the power to make themselves richer and their cronies richer….and leave the dumb schmucks that put them that power…in the dust. Ofraud IS an elitist “he knows” this… and knows it better than ‘The One’ and his Liberal /Progressive sheep do…

Before Ofraud took Office.. every American[Man Woman and every Child] DID NOT OWE the Government…hmmm – what is it now $70,000 or is that $100,000 dollars EACH Man Woman and Child…in their life time…. and its grOWING… as is our deficit…

Another Sequester anyone…?

FAITH7
hi,
that will be quite a legacy shaping up for the end,
but he will have been happy with bin the lad and been to IRELAND
to meet the LEPRYCHAWNS, le prishawn, lepperychaun,
shawn the leper
ah zut LEPRECHAUNS
best to you
you say it better
bye

@This one: Either your post is an attempt at sarcasm or you are lost without knowing it. A disciple in the cult of left wing information. A mind joyful in the tightly closed space it occupies.
Perhaps you can find entertainment with a few words from a so called right winger. Obama is the greatest creator of wealth inequality I have ever seen. The stock market is doing well which means those who hold equities are doing well. The lower income people in this country hold few if any equities so their wealth is not getting any better. Part of the reason for the markets gain is the excessive printing of money by the treasury to handle the spending by the Obama administration. Thus the gap between the two is only growing. With all the money printing comes devaluing the dollar so food and fuel prices have gone up dramatically since Obama became president. The rich can handle the increases as these items take up a smaller portion of their income. Whereas the poor struggle when milk or bread go up a few cents.

In the meantime poverty is on the rise. Which means we are creating more poor people. This is by design in my opinion. It creates an ever expanding voter base for the politicians doling out the EBT, subsidized housing, welfare, etc. These people are more and more dependent of government services or handouts if you will. It’s like a drug pusher and his junkie. The junkie lives a miserable life while the pusher has a built in dependent customer. He wants it that way. He needs it that way.
Any politician who runs on a platform of cutting will not get the vote of the junkie as he needs what the government pusher is doling out. The pusher keeps his power and that is what it’s all about.

So yes in these terms I agree with you Obama is very accomplished.

Mully
hi,I see it’s because OBAMA DON”T care about AMERICANS,
he care about the others, the illegals, they come from hundreds of COUNTRIES,
some bring their HATE AMERICANS for baggage, he doesn’t care ,
it’s not important, it just help to the elimination of AMERICANS,
along with ABORTION, anything goes,
HE OWN THE HALF who are so indoctrinated they became like the old HITLER YOUTH,
but the other half he cannot ever own so he want to replace them with his beloved FOREIGNERS,
HE IS ONE OF THE WORLD UN ORGANIZATION, out to destroy and sell AMERICA,
he is spending AMERICA TO DEATH,
yes HE IS AGAINST AMERICA.

@Nan G: oh he will be there. all smiles for his photo op

@This one: oh my. You are just too drunk on the kool-aid.

Enchanted #15. I agree he will not miss the photo op. Wonder if he will take Chris Christy along for support?

@Nan G:

Obama is not really the issue, in respect to OK.

What I am wondering, though I know the answer already, is if we will get the “A-listers” for a concert somewhere in OK to help raise money for the town. My guess is that they couldn’t care less, and won’t be heard from regarding a tornado hitting the heartland.

Tomorrow Obama will host a concert at the White House.
Performing will be Carole King, Gloria Estefan, Billy Joel, Jesse McCartney, Emeli Sandé, James Taylor and Trisha Yearwood.
No comment on if money will be raised for the tornado victims.

Nan G
I can imagine how many CATTLES where killed at those FARMS,
right before it came to the city ,
wind 200 miles and more, it twisted the metal and removed the bark on the trees,
THE PEOPLE HAD NO CHANCE,