By The Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats have temporarily pushed pause on the January 6th hearings in order to lead an insurrection against the federal government.
“On January 6th, a branch of our federal government was almost overthrown because politicians used dangerous rhetoric that caused—wait, hold on everyone, I just got the update. Roe‘s been overturned!” said Representative Adam Schiff. “Okay, well if all the Republicans could please sit tight, there will be a brief recess while our Democratic caucus takes to the streets demanding we overthrow a branch of the federal government.”
After closing down their presentation entitled “How Trump Undermined Institutional Authority”, Democrats raced to join the crowd surrounding the Supreme Court building. “Rigged! Rigged decision!” shouted Senator Elizabeth Warren. “Judges must no longer be allowed to hold power! We will never abide by an illegitimate decision by an illegitimate court. Fight, fight!” she screamed as beleaguered police arrived in riot gear.
Despite the fact liberal states will still have the most permissive abortion laws in the world outside North Korea, Democrats helpfully painted the Supreme Court’s decision as a matter of life and death. “They are literally going to enslave every woman in America and force them to have 17 babies,” said Representative Ilhan Omar to a group of mentally unstable lunatics.
Democrats: the party that hates the government, Constitution and nation any time they don’t get their way.
The Democrat Party Slave Owners Founders of the KKK opposed the Civil Rights Bill disarmed the new freed slaves,Lynched them burned their homes turned firehoses and attack Dogs on them assinated Lincoln,Started the Civil War(And lost)and are now calling for Unrest.The whole DNC needs to be investigated
I’m waiting for the first burning cross to appear on Justice Thomas’s lawn.
An unexpected Jan. 6 hearing, televised tomorrow, Tuesday, June 28 at 1 pm. ET.
Fasten your seat belts.
We’ll be back here tomorrow evening discussing what another huge, embarrassing flop it was, like all the rest. How many “bombshells” does this make?
Oh… heard the latest voicemail discovered that idiot Biden left for Hunter? Or how idiot Biden paid for Hunter’s Russian-supplied hookers? How do you feel about those?
It will only take one that lands directly on target.
And you’ll trigger a real civil war.
You fools don’t have the stomach.
Taking Trump and his toadies permanently out of politics is required to PREVENT one.
Did you ever consider just creating and promoting better policies than he had? Will you and idiot Biden accept responsibility for the 48 illegal immigrants found dead in the back of a semi-trailer? Idiot Biden, whore Kamala and goddamn liar Myorkas MURDERED them with their illegal and anti-American border policies. How about an actual bi-partisan and fair hearing on THAT?
To PREVENT the one that you and your party are causing because you’re replacing our democracy with a globalist dictatorship.
Bring it.
It will just bounce off of all the OTHER duds you’ve dropped. Get over it, whiny crybaby sore loser.
https://twitter.com/bonchieredstate/status/1541761260047540226?t=sZCVZWh-hH-aUo7ijjjm2A&s=19
Nothing will happen.
Any move to charge or arrest anyone will be a declaration of treason.
Your coup isn’t going according to plan..is it.
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/1541796051098779649?s=20&t=8sfYebM9nRoBxMgSZW9goA
Fasten your seatbelts? What a maroon. This charade needs to end.
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well that does it. Lock him up.
She also testified that Trump had a Blockbuster VHS tape that was not rewound!!!!
Yep. And Vladimir Putin is a former Eagle Scout who sent young men to Ukraine to help old ladies cross streets.
Woooo-weeeee! Those were some bombshells!! A whole bunch of “your opinion”, “you characterized”, “it seemed”, “I thought” so on and so forth. Just like Shifty Shitty Schiff’s “impeachment” hearing where everything Democrats introduced was hearsay, opinion, speculation and invention.
In all the discussion of Trump having knowledge of trouble brewing, no mention of him trying to get Pelosi and Bowser to deploy 20,000 National Guard troops. Or any opposition asking if Trump PLANNED the “insurrection”, why did he want to go and be right in the middle of it, where he would have no deniability? See, that’s what you lose when you put forth a sham proceeding: credibility.
You never grow tired of looking stupid, do you?
Maybe the significance will register when federal indictments are announced.
I wish I could have seen Trump reaching from the back of that limo and grabbing the steering wheel! I never noticed his 12′ arms.
Do you REALLY eat up every serving of Democrat bullshit you get served or are you just PRETENDING to be that stupid?
There will be no indictments.
None.
Meadows coffee fetcher is a grundune who lied under oath
The poor kid now needs federal protection and body armor to go to the grocery. That’s the cost of telling the truth about the inner workings of Trump World.
Why? What did she do, come out pro-life? Support the Constitution? Find Hillary’s 33,000 emails?
Little Jamie raskin was asked if the committee had corroborated evidence from the secret service detail agent. His response, “The evidence I have seen is the evidence you have seen”
Swing and a miss.
You have to compliment his control that he didn’t just bust out laughing.
“Corroboration? We don’ need no steenkin’ CORROBORATION!”
Corroboration comes the moment somebody decides they’re not going to be left twisting in the wind as Trump’s fall guy. This is only the lead-up to a federal courtroom.
Meadows might be the one.
Corroboration comes with corroboration, which they have none. Just rumors.
Time to shut down this clown show
There were no criminal acts committed
That will be determined in a federal courtroom.
It’s been determined in the fetid, sick minds of whiny, crybaby, sore loser leftists.
All of the damning testimony has been coming from Trump administration insiders, all Republican.
Nah. Nothing will happen.
Trump is innocent. They invented Russia Collusion.
The hearing has no legitimacy.
It’s already happening. A federal criminal investigation has been quietly underway for months.
Nah, you’re thinking of Hunter. Besides, isn’t it an impeachable offense to investigate a Presidential candidate?
According to you, and your leftwing handlers, Cassidy Hutchinson, a low ranking staffer, first for Ted Cruz and then for the Trump administration, is the idiot you want to hang your hat on?
It didn’t take long for Secret Service agents to disavow her testimony. IOW, she’s full of crap and all she is looking for is a) a book deal or b) a job with some alphabet network.
If what she says is true, that there were armed men at 14th and Constitution on January 6, 2021 along with men with AR-15s on the Mall, perhaps someone needs to ask Muriel Bowser why her DCPD failed to enforce DC gun laws.
You will swallow anything as long as you think it will benefit the Socialist left. I think you took your training in swallowing at the Houston ship channel.
The left has lost the country after the most successful week of President Trumps second term.
https://twitter.com/PeterAlexander/status/1541910389289635841?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1541910389289635841%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitchy.com%2Fbrettt-3136%2F2022%2F06%2F28%2Fsource-tells-peter-alexander-that-secret-service-agent-suv-driver-prepared-to-testify-about-trumps-lunge%2F
Ooops
Humm, perjury for the two sugar coffee runner?
Bobby Engel has already given sworn testimony to the committee behind closed doors. This would be a return engagement.
Robert ‘Bobby’ Engel, Trump’s Secret Service Head: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know
Video clips from Hutchinson’s testimony included.
Such weak bullshit. Every bit of her testimony was hearsay or unverified.
Do you think she’s lying under oath, knowing that what she says could be easily refuted, and that any lie would have serious consequences?
I don’t. I believe she honestly reported under oath what she heard Engel say, while Peter Alexander is telling us on Twitter what some unnamed third party told him Engel is willing to do.
Maybe this is why his testimony hasn’t been publicized.
What “damning evidence”? For that matter, what evidence? Nothing but hearsay and rumor, for which there is NO ONE to question its veracity, which makes it a complete laughable joke. Pathetic, too, I might add.
Sworn testimony is relevant in a federal courtroom. Cross examinations are part of the process. Subpoenas from a federal court cannot be ignored. Perhaps then it will all cease to be a joke.
NO ONE is challenging any of the rumors the Democrat People’s Court is fabricating and presenting, you idiot.
The committee hearings foreshadow a federal criminal case. In THAT context, no one will be able to claim that they weren’t invited to tell their side of the story. They’ll receive invitations to do so that they can’t refuse.
Though it would surprise me little, I doubt even THIS corrupt DOJ can bring charges based on such garbage. But you continue on with your little fantasies.
Oh, the Democrats are so sick of idiot Biden and whore Kamala that they are trying to draft crooked Hillary for 2024. Is that desperation or what?
And the Steele dossier and the Pee tapes are real, right, Comrade Greggie?
Have you ever believed a story that wasn’t pure b/s?
Have you?
Again, you answer a question with a question and then, to add insult to injury, you link to two of the most rabid left wing internet sites. Clearly because you don’t have the intellect to give an honest answer.
What a pathetic piece of scum you are, Comrade Greggie. You continue to, day after day, promote the lies of the left thinking that sooner or later, some other moron will wander to FA and they will believe you.
Your side is going down. Big time.
I was simply making the point that you don’t know a lie when you hear one, and consequently can’t recognize truth, either. True and false are simply what you want to believe, and what you don’t.
I know this, Comrade; Trump is no longer President and Joe Biden has been a lying, racist grifter his entire life and his disapproval rating is now at 59%. So blather on. Hopefully, you’re being paid to spew your b/s. And that makes your employers as damn stupid as you are.
You’ve already admitted you actually believe Hillary’s 33,000 emails she obliterated the moment the State Department demanded them were all “yoga, weddings and funerals” related, but do you still believe “Russian collusion”? How about the “fine people” remark? Or, “Trump told people to inject Lysol”? I’m interested in what kind of bullshit you WON’T believe. We’ve yet to see an example.
No he hasn’t. Every “THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN” prediction of his, every story he slobbers over has been wrong. From Trump to Ukraine. It would be quite funny if it wasn’t so embarrassing… and still he continues on with his fantasies.
‘Oh dear, it would be quite funny, if it wasn’t so embarrassing…’
Hey. Trump’s a liar, and a crook. He incited a lethal riot as part of a planned effort to nullify a presidential election. He did a lot of other devious bullshit in the process, pressuring officials and misusing his powers of office. His administration was taken over by dangerous clowns who were all part of the plot. As the countdown to a lawful transition began, all of the rational people got pushed to the side.
What saved us? Adult intervention, on the part of Trump supporters who suddenly realized the clowns had slipped the leash. Pence was one. Apparently some Secret Service guys also intervened, so that Trump didn’t show up at the Capitol. God only knows what would have happened, if he had done.
None of them want to be the ones to tell the story. It was, after all, their administration that went off the rails. Important GOP figures are also implicated, most by appalling negligence, others by direct personal involvement.
Where’s the evidence? It’s being placed directly in front of your noses. Republicans who witnessed what happened from the inside are telling you about it, under oath. Those who know from direct participation are refusing to answer questions, trying to pretend that the elephant in the room isn’t what happened, but some phony investigation of it.
It’s not going to work.
Yep. The Twitter guy, most likely.*
There’s no charges, no evidence, nothing.
You’re a paid troll, and your organization is failing.
Far more substantiated than ANY of the testimony of hearsay and innuendo you are worshiping.
So, to summarize, YES, you do and will believe any bullshit the Democrat party tells you to believe and propagate. No matter how totally lacking in proof or evidence, you are THERE for the party of propaganda.
THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN!!!!
tard
Except for Pelosi making sure there was not enough security, the FBI inciting the riot and Capital Police shooting and beating people to death.
And hearsay
THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN!!!
Aren’t you embarrassed how wrong you are on every prediction?
greg is a paid troll and not a very good one
Ignored by Liz Cheney at the Jan. 6 Show Trial: Antifa Members Caught with Gun and Released on Jan.6 — Undercover Fed Operative Pictured with Gun but Never Arrested, And Dropped from Most-Wanted List
No interest in any of that. Not in the script.
Well, idiot Biden’s inflation has taken quite a chunk out of his dole.
No one of consequence is going to appear before this kartoon kangaroo kourt. It’s a sham. It’s a farce. Its nothing but political theater, and it’s a poor show at that.
She made it clear that the dam is about to break. Federal indictments are coming. No one can ignore THOSE subpoenas.
Hope they allowed her a bathroom break.
No. She is a shill and not a legitimate source.
NO indictments are coming
Meanwhile, in BidenWorld:
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/former-senate-security-chief-dies-death-not-considered-suspicious-rcna35705
I even picked the one that lies and says “it’s not suspicious.”
Hahaha.
Yes is f*cking is.
Hope you fools are ready.
Talking about violence against people who know to much, it seems the Michael Stenger was murdered to support an installed and illegal regime.
The Left can’t win on merit. They steal, kill, and destroy…
Trump, today on TruthSocial
Uh, Trump handily destroyed their false testimony in a few little snippets.
Well done.
Trump is innocent, and any action taken to falsely charge or arrest him is tantamount to treason…and will be treated accordingly.
You cowards should just come out and say you’re attempting a coup. There’s no hiding it now.
At least, unlike idiot Biden, Trump would have something to lose. Someone’s going to have to explain how Trump reaches from the back seat with Secret Service agents all around him and grabs the steering wheel of a Suburban. Are you THAT unaware of reality?
Every Leftist hoax is more absurd than the last.
So you losers kick Trump off of twitter…then post his TR posts?
How pathetic can you be?
Trump adequately destroys the show court. There’s nothing there.
And Leftists post it! Wow.
That way they can edit for effect. Like the January 6th comedy.