“I’m upset that friend of the show Mike Huckabee criticized Natalie Portman for having a child out of wedlock. Listen, I’m no fan of unwed mothers either, but this is Natalie Portman we’re talking about. That unborn child is Luke Skywalker.” –Conan O’Brien
“Republican presidential hopeful Mike Hucka-BS is attacking actress Natalie Portman for getting pregnant without being married. It could get a little awkward if he runs into Sarah and Bristol Palin at Fox News.” —Jay Leno
“A flight attendant was fired from Virgin Airlines for placing a baby in an overhead compartment. To be fair, the baby did not fit under the seat.” –Conan O’Brien
“Airlines are considering charging for reclining seats. Also, your scrotum now counts as a carry-on bag.” –Stephen Colbert
Source
A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
Real time radiation levels in US
http://www.radiationnetwork.com/RadiationNetwork.htm
You’ve outdone yourself with this collection, Smitty.
-The Godzilla lamenting the carnage got me real bad.
http://www.therightreasons.net/index.php?/topic/30182-todays-toons-3911/
http://gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=46058.0
http://www.therightreasons.net/index.php?/topic/30240-todays-toons-31111/
http://www.therightreasons.net/index.php?/topic/30306-todays-toons-31411/
Today at a press conference . . . the POTUS was informed by a reporter . . . “Sir, the Japanese nuclear power plant is FOOOOOOO-KAAAA-SHEEEEMA . . . NOT . . . . Fu$k —-you – – – Sheeema!!”
Was wondering about you, Pookie.
Still wondering what’s happened to Reaganite Republican.
Hi, Word,
I had checked for the thread a few times yesterday & then got super busy & didn’t remember until this AM. I’m guessing that something similar happened re RR. He did post his thread at Free Republic yesterday…
http://gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=46351.0