A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
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Trump was born on the very Moth, Day and Year my late Parents were Married
They probably still vote for Democrats.
I was born the same day and month as Hitler, and my girl was born the same day and month as Charles Manson, but we do not brag about it. Maybe a little.
Sometimes real life can be just as funny – like how I recently noticed the pajeets and pakis all are building platforms behind their counters so they can look us in the eye!
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