A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
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Kambree
@KamVTV
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A woman who is third in line to have access to the nuclear codes is claiming that she was duped by a hair salon.
Let that sink in.
The Democrats are threatening more Riots it sounds to me like Extortion maybe they should all be arrested for Extortion
@Spurwing Plover: 18 U.S. Code § 2102. inciting a riot
When your antifa BFF throws Molotov cocktail like a girl. https://twitter.com/hashtag/PortlandRiots?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc^tfw
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