Joe Biden promises afterlife for everyone if elected



Potential candidates for the democrat Presidential nomination  been looking a way to separate themselves from the pack.

Kamala Harris promises to convict Donald Trump. Of something. Anything.

Bernie Sanders promises to turn the country straight into Stalinesque Communism.

Pete Buttigieg hopes to get elected via virtue signalling.

Corey “Spartacus” Booker will promise anything you want.

None of them compares to Joe Biden. Biden, as did Obama, promises to stop climate change. Unlike hillary did, he promises to kill jobs slowly.

Biden has promised that cancer would be cured if he was elected.

Former Vice President Joe Biden made a bold promise on Tuesday to “cure cancer” if he is elected president in 2020.

At a campaign event in Ottumwa, Iowa, Biden expressed the difficulty one faces with a “loss” of a family member and others attempt to comfort them saying, “‘I know how you feel'” when in reality they have “no idea how I feel,” which is likely in reference to the loss of his son Beau Biden, who died in 2015 from brain cancer.

“That’s why I’ve worked so hard in my career to make sure that… I promise you if I’m elected president, you’re going to see the single most important thing that changes America, we’re gonna cure cancer,” Biden declared.

But yesterday he topped all of that.

(Washington, June 16, 2019)

Biden Promises Afterlife for All if Elected

(CNN) On the heels of his promise to cure cancer if elected, Joe Biden has added yet another promise for his Presidential campaign. He has promised afterlife for all if he is elected. In an interview with Jim Acosta Biden said:

“I’m going to throw the chains off of all of y’all” said Biden in a Southern accent. I promise everyone an afterlife if I am elected. That way you won’t have to care about how much money you make in this life. You won’t have to worry about health insurance cause you’ll know what’s waiting for you on the other side.”

When Acosta attempted to ask more about it, Biden chafed:

“Come on, man. This is a big f**king deal” said Biden.

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Democrats have really sunk to such a point that one cannot tell when a story is a farce and when it’s one of their actual lies.

So he is saying if he isnt elected he wont cure cancer? WTF the Bastid! But if elected you will die of cancer and he will make sure you get to the afterlife. Joe lurk back to the hiding area you were in.

@kitt: Guess what the cure is! Ever heard of “death panels” mentioned in discussions of Democrat health care plans?

@Deplorable Me: Yes threats of sending everyone to an afterlife should be taken seriously.

I didn’t know he was on the “Afterlife Selection Committee”….

Listen to all that mindless braying coming from the Jackass Barn their making some of the stupidist’s statements ever Biden,Harris,Sanders,Booker,Buttigieg Etc Elect Me and i’ll put a Flying Carpet in every home

What you all really need to worry about is that they believe what they say.

You miss his point, he means what he’s saying. If elected, he will will establish Rome as your head with Sunday worship law and ending with bending your knee to the Pope – or you won’t eat.

He dosen’t realize it but he is somewhat correct in what he is saying. The Lord speaks of two resurrections in John’s gospel chapter five. A resurrection unto life and a resurrection unto judgment. The Apostle Paul refers to it as a resurrection of the just and the unjust. We learn in Revelation chapter twenty they will be a 1000 years apart. The first coming at the rapture for the believers and then then the resurrection of the unbelievers a 1000 years later. The first resurrection will be a heavenly company the second will be sent to the Lake of Fire, commonly referred to as Hell. Heaven will be the after life for all believers, but hell will be no kind of life for those who die in their sins.