Sunday Funnies

Your never Trump BS is appalling, grow up.

John Cox’s KiRKWOOD, KiRKWOOD, KiRKWOOD, KiRKWOOD, KiRKWOOD

Bonus Photoshops: Hillary Back on the Campaign Trail

Who Says You Can’t Teach An Old Dog…

Almost Lifelike… Until You Hear it Speak!

Obama on Terrorism

From The Houston Chronicle, September 21, 2016.

Sometimes you’ve got to laugh, because the only alternative is crying. Sometimes the truth must be wrapped in humor, because a person can otherwise hardly stand to look at it.

A week ago, a panhandler in Times Square sat holding a sign, “Give me a dollar or I’ll vote for Trump,” and people laughed and reached into their pockets. His bucket overflowed. He stuffed the bills into his jacket and other panhandlers looked at him with admiration. The man could’ve sold franchises and retired to Palm Beach.

The panhandler knows what every New Yorker knows, which is that the biggest con job since the Trojan horse is taking place in our midst. Millions of Americans are planning to cast their votes for a man who has lived his life contrary to all of their most cherished values. They are respectful, honest, generous, loyal, modest, church-going people with no Mafia connections and good credit records who try not to spout off about things they know nothing about.

His followers out on the prairie were brought up to be wary of slick-talking New Yorkers and here they are, falling right into line behind the biggest braggart ever to hit the sawdust trail…

@Greg:

It’s Happening: Clinton Loses Her Lead in 6 Swing States – NV, IA, NC, OH, NV and FL – Since 9-11

Analysis: Donald Trump Would Win Election Today Based on Current Polling

Blue Wall Crumbling: CO, PA Now Dead Heats, Clinton Camp Abandoning Ohio?

UPI/CVoter state polls: Donald Trump ahead of Hillary Clinton in Electoral College

WOW! Trump Leads Global Poll with 77% of Vote – Saudia Arabia, Iran, Pakistan go to Clinton

Hikaru Sulu responds to Donald Trump.