A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
The Pinocchio president of the U.S.: “See? I’ve got no strings?”
Castro: “I prefer muppets to marionettes, anyway.”
Castro: “Look here! See? The presence on our soil of this girly man president is proof positive we are no longer persecuting tinkerbells. Quit Castro-gating the Cuban government!”
“Deese is all I ha to do to may heem screem”
Rail thin arms swimming in those sleeves.
Wrists too weak to keep his hands up.
I think he’s spending too much time with his druggie buddies from Hawaii high school.
And I think they’ve all ”graduated” from choom to coke.
@Wordsmith: #1
But that would involve Castro sticking his arm up Obama’s…
It would probably fit. To the shoulder.
And Obama would like it.
Yeah, never mind.
Caption:
“Someone bring me my organ. And a costume for my little dancing friend here.”
” I AM GAY”
“Badges? We don’ need no steeking badges”
See? See how limp his wrist is?
Castro thought bubble “Geez even at my age and in my condition i could take this Pajama Boy,”
“Tomar sus manos de encima, mariposa!”
Kiss my ring.
Headline:
PRESIDENT WASTES AWAY TO NOTHING ON MICHELLES DIET PLAN.
Lunches found in the oval office wastecans and under the cushions.
That humiliating moment when the President of Cuba displays to the world that the FLOTUS has bigger guns than her husband.
Bay of Pigs, meet Bay of Pussies.
No pulse!
I bet his wrist is not the only limp body part
@kitt: Was that guns or ones? FLOTUS has bigger ones than POTUS?
@Randy: yup
“Pull the string and I’ll wink at you, I’m your puppet
I’ll do funny things if you want me to, I’m your puppet”