May 24-25, 2012
“Mitt Romney has begun vetting his vice presidential candidates. This is a tough thing because they want to appeal to the Republican base. They want a strong conservative there, but someone who will not upstage Mitt Romney. So the search is on for a strong conservative in a coma.” –Bill Maher
“Mitt Romney is trying to get the Latino vote … He maintains he’s always had a great relationship with the Latinos in his life, as long as they don’t wake him up with the leaf blower.” –Bill Maher
“Mitt Romney comes from a Mormon background. I don't know how many wives he has. I'm not saying that I believe in that, I'm just saying he was born on a Mormon compound. I'm not a 'Wifer' but for some reason he's never shown his original marriage certificate.” –Bill Maher, counters “Birthers” by creating a Romney 'Wifer' controversy
“Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?” –Bill Maher
“Former President Bill Clinton posed for pictures with his arms around two women, both of whom turned out to be famous porn stars. See, this is why we miss Clinton. He was like a president and a Secret Service agent all rolled into one.” –Jay Leno
“It's been a rough week for Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg. Zuckerberg has lost so much money in the market that President Obama is going to have him replace Ben Bernanke.” –Jay Leno
“The Center for Responsive Politics reports that President Obama has become the first politician in history to raise $1 billion in his political career. Imagine how much more he could have raised if people hadn't lost it all in his economic plan?” –Jay Leno
“A Pakistani doctor who helped the CIA hunt for Osama bin Laden has been convicted of high treason in Pakistan. He was sentenced to 33 years in prison for helping us. Think how much worse the sentence would have been if Pakistan wasn't our ally.” –Jay Leno
“New research shows that eating organic foods can make people more arrogant and judgmental. In fact, eating just one handful of organic bean sprouts has the same effect as driving 1,000 miles in a Prius.” –Jay Leno
“A new study shows current members of Congress speak at a 10th grade level. When reached for comment, Congressman Eric Cantor said, 'Nuh-uh!'” –Conan O'Brien
May 29, 2012
“Mitt Romney pledged this week (that) if elected president, he will drive down unemployment to 6% or lower before the end of his first term. Well, it's easy enough to do; all he has to do is re-hire the people he already fired.” –Jay Leno
“Next week Mitt Romney will campaign in Las Vegas with Donald Trump and Newt Gingrich. Did somebody say 'The Hangover, Part III?'” –Jimmy Fallon
“First lady Michelle Obama said that if she could trade places with anyone in the world, it would be Beyoncé. Of course it got awkward when Barack was like, 'I'm game!'” –Jimmy Fallon
Source
A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
BAD week for O’bummer = banner week for cartoonists lol
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More toons:
http://www.therightreasons.net/index.php?/topic/39889-todays-toons-53012/
http://gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=73897.0
http://www.therightreasons.net/index.php?/topic/39941-todays-toons-6112/
WORDSMITH
THANK YOU MAHER IS LEARNING BUT NOT THERE YET,
pookie 18
hi,
I loved the OBAMA LIST, ALSO
BYE
@ilovebeeswarzone:
Hi & bye, ilovebeeswarzone!
Yet more toons:
http://www.therightreasons.net/index.php?/topic/39995-todays-toons-6412/
Even more toons:
http://gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=74232.0