Who Made These Bones
This fossil skull is between 11,000 and 14,500 years old, according to radio carbon dating of samples from their campfires in caves of southwestern China. There are unique features of this skull and of at least two other specimens that make this find unique. Notice the bony protrusion of the cheek area, the width of the face in the region temporal mandibular joint, the excessive bony structure of the mandibular rami, the massive molar structure, the anterior portion of the jaw is protruding and massive, the bony structures suggest a massive mandibular musculature, the eye sockets are large and broad, perhaps indicating an individual with superior eyesight. The wear of the incisors suggest a seed and plant eater who relied heavily on those feed sources at least seasonally and probably more often, especially when the hunting or trapping failed. Every hunter/trapper who knows how to set snares, knows that it is much easier to snare deer or trap them in blind canyons and kill them as you need them, a type of primitive animal husbandry and meat preservation, but professional anthropologists have never visited a primitive hunting group like this because there are none.
Did this creature die because his lower incisors overwhelmed the upper incisors, causing infected gums and impacted teeth, making it impossible to eat roots,nuts, and seeds, thus did it become too painful for him to masticate the plant materials with the lower incisors cutting into the upper gum and against the impacted remnants of the upper teeth?
Were his teeth and that powerful jaw that served him so well, responsible for his demise? It happens to older horses all the time and judging from the right angle of the extending rami and the advanced wear of the teeth, this individual was an older male with a limited ability to grind seeds and nuts. Of one thing we can be sure, this is truly a unique creature of this world.
Before we allow the anthropologists to muddy up the water with highly predictable, politically biased, but extremely speculative claims of species migrating out of Africa, species that supposedly represent unique groups or a hybrid product of the evolutionary chain that branched off and eventually perished, let’s look at this new find through the eyes of a former trapper and professional hunter, who survived for years using many of the same analytical skills of the ancient hunter gatherer. Since we aren’t in the caves, we will need to rely on the findings of students and anthropologists; thus, our findings are compromised from the beginning, for no one reads “sign” (traces of life and movement) like a man who made his living reading “sign”.
Because of carbon dating, we know these creatures lived in proximity to modern humans, during the Pleistocene-Holocene transition of 11,000 to 15,000 years ago. We can also conclude that there were more than three individuals, for if the question of which came first the chicken or the egg is enigmatic, the question of the origin of these individuals is just as problematic, for the breeding of a species requires more than three specimens. The coward and the lemming will say they walked out of Africa without leaving a trace and then were overwhelmed by modern man; unfortunately, there is no sign to suggest this scenario, it is just accepted wisdom or should we say stupidity, for academics must accept and repeat unsubstantiated conjecture as fact in order to be accepted by your peers in academia.
We know these individuals were hardy enough to survive the coldest glacial period of approximately 20,000 years ago, back when ice covered one-third of the earth’s surface, the glaciers were over a mile thick, and a good portion of the earth’s water was trapped in these ice formations.
This early hunter liked to live in caves; the temperature of caves is constant, a bit on the cool side, but during an ice age it would seem like central heating. They liked to eat a large red deer, we may assume it is the size of an elk, since we have been given no specifics. The article mentioned that he was probably a stone tool maker, since there is evidence of worked stones at the sight, but the modern bushman knows it is nearly impossible to butcher, transport, cook, and eat a deer as large as an elk without stone knives.
It is the charred bone of the Red Deer that is the tell-tale sign of prehistoric beings with culinary skills, for charred bone survives the tests of time so well it is nearly as impermeable as stone tools. The men studying these people have named them the Red Deer People and one name is as good as another, but more important are the features of this well-preserved skull and the cavalier use of the word People. Notice the bony structures of the face, particularly the supra-orbital ridges above those large eyes and the huge nasal opening. This individual may have had the well developed sense of smell required to track game by using his sense of smell. The large eyes may indicate superior vision or perhaps a night hunter. There is no curvature of the cheek bones, the feature we rely on so heavily to define beauty; instead, we have a flat massive bone structure that would have served well for the attachment of a massive mandibular musculature for the grinding of seeds and roots. The wear pattern of the incisors suggest this possibility.
The forehead is well developed, but begins a distal curvature prematurely, when compared to a modern skull. The high forehead has been a trait of humans for hundreds of thousands of years. In man the frontal lobes protect the region of the brain associated with behavior and personality. The diminished area on top of the skull represents a compromised section of the brain associated with sensory data, but this information is only useful if we assume that this creature and modern man had similar brains with the exact formation and function; with the skull’s variance, should we assume the brain is the same?
This creature survived one of the coldest epics of the last ice age, referred to as the Glacial Maximum, a period that ended approximately 20,000 years ago, and the transition into the equivalent of our modern climate, known as the Pleistocene-Holocene transition, a period of change between 11,000 thousand years and 15,000 years ago. This transition saw a major die off of flora and fauna, but along with the die off came a rebirth of new plants and animals. The large Red Deer that this creature depended for protein, didn’t make the cut and it is safe to assume that most of his plant foods also perished. Was he unable to adapt, did he lack the mental capacity to alter his hunting and gathering knowledge and technology to meet the challenges of changing world? Perhaps, but remember, we are being objective by employing the skills of a modern day hunter and trapper and not relying on political or cultural biases that tend to contaminate the “scientific” findings of anthropologists.
Therefore, we can say with confidence that it is nearly impossible to say. With sadness, it is easy to realize academics with their clueless abilities to relate to real world problems often miss real clues for their lack of experience in the lifestyle that this creature survived in and thrived for eons. Unfortunately, the Indiana Jones persona is a myth. The best that we can hope for is to recover DNA samples and continue to chart the blood of the families and species of the world, but to assume this creature explains or provides proof of evolutionary theory or intelligent design requires more than a stretch of imagination. Remember, if we chart the stored information within the DNA of a one cell organism, it will require hundreds if not thousands of pages of data.
Let’s take into consideration the fact that for the forces of nature to form a fossil, a unique and specialized set of characteristics from the environment need to be present; to assume that early species were thoughtful enough to only travel and die where fossils can be formed to help us in recording the steps of man and other creatures that walked upright, requires either a very weak mind or a very devious mind.
Our anthropologists are quick to theorize about the possibility of interbreeding between modern man and the Red Deer People, it isn’t impossible to “conceive” of the idea, when we think of the breeding habits of some modern men and of some modern women like Ms Fluke who seem to have problems with self-restraint and logic. But there is that cheek problem, the laws of attraction, and how much cultural definitions of beauty or ugliness is someone willing to overlook just to have their ashes hauled, but then we are also left with the mule or hybrid problem, the fact that nearly all cross species breeding, that can produce a viable life form, results in an organism that is sterile. But just maybe, it really isn’t science when we reach out to consider the “but maybe” syndromes.
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Skookum, you never fail to amaze me in your selection of topics. I really admire not only your writing style, which has a nice flow to it, but also your mastery of grammar and language.
I salute you, sir!
Could the Red Deer People have died out because some among them wanted Red Deer meat mandated to be given to them? 😛
Sorry, I just couldn’t help it…
I didn’t think about the possibility of them becoming freeloaders and appealing to some early Socialist demagogue.
That is no more far fetched than some of the BS academia expects us to swallow.
Thanks for the kind words, Antics.
This is a bad joke, without redeeming value.
I thinkyou stumped Liberal1 with your posting Skookum, seems he cant comprehend that not everyone believes the same thing and variances in thought and actions make up nature and especially man.
@Liberal1 (objectivity):
Some would say the same about the Obama presidency.
My readers share in my love of humor.
The Lib struggles on like the blind man in a coal mine; oblivious to the real meaning of the article and unaware that he has become a part of the humor, a metaphor for clueless interaction.
@Skook: No problem Skook. I was just trying to interject a little humor of my own..
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Antics, I find the seriousness that Anthropologists use towards themselves and their work, to be nothing more than self-aggrandizement for the sake of adding relevance to a largely bogus endeavor. For instance, If you read of the Leakey clan and their work in Olduvai Gorge, you will notice that every time a million plus year old skull is found, they assume it to be the first human or human type being. Adding to the absurdity presented by the factors of time, incalculable numbers regarding the numbers of species that have walked the earth, and the sheer numbers involved in the possibility of the first hominid like creature living in the Gorge and the Leakey Family once again increasing the odds by choosing this one place in the world to do their work and Olduvai being just one of those unique places in the world capable of producing fossils from those specific eras, the probabilities begin to look more like Chaos Theory. They may find a three inch fragment of mandible with three teeth, and the world of Anthropolgy lights up with conclusive evidence of the world’s first human.
You may remember a Beatles’ song,”Lucy In The Sky”, Lucy was the name given by a Leakey to a female skull found in the Gorge. The Beatles were enamored of the find and added to the hysteria with the song. I realize that a system of science has evolved with preserving artifacts and recording sites, but a large part of the ancient work has been based on the vivid imaginations of people who wanted to make a name for themselves. Margaret Meade is probably the most well known blatant fraud, but there are many more. Meade was considered to be the foremost authority in Social Anthropology for decades; unfortunately, after her death, her work was found to be little more than the estrogen injected imaginations of two teenage native girls who enjoyed leading the graduate student down wild and fanciful paths, but the reading was good and it appealed to the libido of generations and Meade was a star. She died believing the fanciful stories she wrote about, but after her death the two former teenagers who were the sole contributors came clean about the study.
Thus the study of Anthropology in university was based primarily on the studies of two teenage girls with healthy libidos and vivid imaginations. Consequently, I am always skeptical of Anthropologists and their mutual hysteria over finding a few bones.
The fossils are real, but so is the humor, and rightfully so.
The “Red Deer People” regardless of age and mental and physical condition deserve to be constituents with rights to register to vote as Democrats eligible for and receiving Affirmative Action Grants and government subsidized low cost mortgages on their caves making it likely they will also receive Food Stamps for their preferred flora diets after free dental care on their incisors so they can eat for free in the utopian “Red Deer People” society.
For those of you who never read a genuine post written by Skook, this one is not a FLUKE! Sorry, I had to say it too!
Here is another story that may create controversy over who were the native Americans? It fits in with your theory about anthropologists Skook.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/radical-theory-of-first-americans-places-stone-age-europeans-in-delmarva-20000-years-ago/2012/02/28/gIQA4mriiR_story.html?hpid=z5
For a few of you who might be interested, I advanced the theory Randy mentioned a few months ago:
Great stuff, but stuffed shirts need to consult real men of the soil who have lived just beyond fang and claw, they might not seem so damn foolish with a little direction.
Thanks Randy, I hope people take me seriously before my dementia sets in.
Sooth will never be caught napping, his keyboard can kick the pseudo-intellectual effete Liberal snob right in the groin and then he rides his scooter into the sunset singing a little ditty, “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen.”
MISSING LINK BAR & GRILL with Saturday night burlesque show hosted by the now deceased TV TODAY SHOW personality J. Fred Muggs.
Something on this site is “a bad joke without redeeming value”. The readers and commenters are left to decide. For my money I would say it isn’t Skook. Now who would that leave? However, “having your ashes hauled”, was that inscribed next to the skull? I know it’s from antiquity.
Chicken Thief, having “your ashes hauled” is a back country euphemism for having an orgasm.
Sometimes, I forget that I am writing to a sophisticated audience.
Skook,
That was sarcasim. In my youth I spent a lot of time in N. W. Ontario in the summers. That was a common comment from everyone going to town to drink and chase young ladies. It was just interesting to hear it some 40 years later. Another common saying was “your mother wears combat boots” At the time it was funny but little did us kids realize it was a throw back to post WWI. Back then it was a significant insult as WWI prostitutes followed the troops. As a matter of comfort and mobility the prostitutes wore “combat boots”. I am not sophisticated much too my wifes dismay. Regards.
Chicken Thief, you got me. Nice to have the joke turned on me, this has been great fun.
Imagine me as the straight man, LOL!