I think the question Are you male or female? should probably be in the flowchart somewhere. Also something about the nature of the floor surface.
Most males know that a slice of pizza remaining fully intact after being dropped onto a reasonably clean kitchen floor is still perfectly edible. Most females know that it isn’t.
Missy
14 years ago
We don’t eat anything off the floor, we can’t even let our dog claim the prize, food allergies, if he eats anything he shouldn’t, it gets ugly so we snatch it up fast. 😉
I guess some people have to prove their claim that their floor is so clean they can eat off of it.
What’s weird is people will drink out of a stream. Take a transparent container and fill it with stream water. Let it settle. Now would you drink it? That doesn’t even show the other transparent junk that’s in the water.
Ocean water is more dirty than toliet water and people have no problem swiming in the ocean.
Of course, one must also take into consideration the old “5 Second Rule”.
And if there remains any doubt:
Dog hair – EAT IT.
Cat hair – OH, HAYL, NO.
Ugh! If it drops on the floor, pick it up and throw it away. That is what civilized people do.
What cave do you live in that causes you to make such an issue of this?
Come on now Dr. D.
Sometimes we have to just loosen up and smile a little.
Aye, does eating food off the floor really make you smile? It does not do that for me. I smile about things quite different from that.
Ummm…..I haven’t, to my knowledge, ever eaten food off of the floor unless I did it as a child.
The post wasn’t meant to be serious but simply something to take our minds off of all the crap going on in the world around us.
I found it amusing.
YMMV.
YMMV?
Your Mileage May Vary 😉
Thank you.
Hysterical.
I think the question Are you male or female? should probably be in the flowchart somewhere. Also something about the nature of the floor surface.
Most males know that a slice of pizza remaining fully intact after being dropped onto a reasonably clean kitchen floor is still perfectly edible. Most females know that it isn’t.
We don’t eat anything off the floor, we can’t even let our dog claim the prize, food allergies, if he eats anything he shouldn’t, it gets ugly so we snatch it up fast. 😉
I LOL’d at the bacon.
@Greg#10: I think the question “Is it chocolate or non-chocolate?” should also be in there somewhere!
AYE CHIHUAHUA; HI, I could never eat food from the floor,
my dogs always shed hairs,. BYE.
this here is more fun.
GREG: THAT IS VERY FUNNY. BYE
I guess some people have to prove their claim that their floor is so clean they can eat off of it.
What’s weird is people will drink out of a stream. Take a transparent container and fill it with stream water. Let it settle. Now would you drink it? That doesn’t even show the other transparent junk that’s in the water.
Ocean water is more dirty than toliet water and people have no problem swiming in the ocean.