This is on the White House website as one of the “Photos of the Day”
Hat tip: Andrea Shea King
A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
“The System Worked! We finaly got that Cowboy smell out of the carpet, Sir.”
Finally, Janet Napolitano found a job she COULD do well.
Damn, I thought I was done cleaning up after presidents, when Clinton left office.
I wish they would listen to me when I say, DON’T TRY TO FOLLOW HIS LOGIC!
The only post-Xmas plot house cleaning we’re ever going to see…
Headline:….Whitehouse Vacuum Malfunctions As Snorkle Gets Lodged In Intake.
Sorry to interrupt this thread, but some breaking news which needs our prayers and attention:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,581552,00.html
I SWEAR that is Janet Napoleanitanio!
Later, she came back with the carpet shampoo machine for the annual Lewinsky lavage.
No longer have to dust the bust of Winston Churchill. SEIU Rocks! But that creature humping another creature on the side desk gives me the creeps!
…at least the carpet isn’t as dirty as the Clinton administration…
Cowboy Marxist Boots sure do leave alot of mud!
Although the job created by the Obama’s Christmas tree is temporary, it is expected to be recreated in Dec. ’10, bringing the total to 2 jobs created.
Senour Obama, him funny man. Always wants me to make like I clean the office before I load the teleprompter for tomorrow, I make beeg decisions and tell him many smart things to say. You see he is smart man, but kind of dumb without the teleprompter.
“Wow, this rooms about as dirty as a Chicago Politician.”
“For about a year now, the only substance from this office gets sucked up in my vacumn cleaner bag.”
It’s going to take a lot more than a vacuuming in 2012 to get the stench out of that office.
The sweeping under the rug is no longer effective, heavy duty top cleaning may be the only answer.
I hope I find some change so I can pay my taxes.
“I don’t know why I have to vacuum in here every week, nothing has been done in here in a year!”
And Nellie (13), don’t forget that those two jobs brought 6 million dollars to DC where the two illegals live!
@Davey: Yep. After the 2010 elections we’ll have to call in the chief exorcist from the Vatican to cleanse both the White House and Congress so our founding fathers may rest in peace, so our elected officials will be reminded there is a higher power to whom they must answer, and to restore the confidence of our citizens in our government.
Getting the Bull S**t out of the rug will take forever.
The filth in that room is gonna take more than a vacuum from the 1950’s to clean up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Hmm, its so much easier to vacuum a room that is hardly ever used.”
Funny,all the dead needles seems to have come from were the Chairman Mao bulb was hung.
I vote for Doug Hagin. It sure looks like Janet Incompetano, doesn’t it.
I don’t mind cleaning up the mess, but I don’t wanna hear a lot of talkin’…Oh wait, that’s all this guys got, alas…
My ability to clean the socialist stink out of the room?
B+!!!!
Another first responder trying to clean up the craptastic Obama Administration.
Another Giant Sucking Sound coming from the Oval Office.
It’s gonna take another 3 years to get all the Suck out of the Oval Office.
That is the rug we will pull out from under him!
Job Security – cleaning up the bull#@% that comes from the Obama Oval Office
@janeplain: It’s a good thing that rug is oval shaped. It’ll give even more of us an opportunity to grab and pull!
I hope some lobbyist wiil give us one of those robot vacs.
B.O. got all wee-weed up all over the carpet 🙂
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Obama is guilty of making the WH staff work under hardship conditions. The way I heard telll he keeps the oval office so hot the maid ought to be wearing a bikini.
Of course, since he is still in Hawaii it’s not quite as hot as it would have been if he were there running his mouth.
Damn Clinton stain will never come out!