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My dad would have been so disappointed by all this being a Tiger fan for years, so am glad he passed before having to see it.

What’s interesting is Tiger said he’d had this affair (and others?) for 31 months, I believe. His dad passed away on May 3, 2006, 43 months ago from this day. My first thought when hearing about this was if it would have happened when his dad was alive? I know he was really, really close to his dad, so maybe when Earl passed, Tiger lost his moral compass.
Or, his drive? (pardon the pun).

I’ll have to think on the 10 tips for Obama…

Umm. Yeah.

1 – 10 It’s the lie that’s important, Barry.

Tip #1-make sure you hide your blackberry from your wife.

BTW-what’s up with Obama’s cap. His logo is more important than the logo of the United States?

Priceless!

Always hide the decline. Rule No. 1. And if you face a bad shot on the course, have twelve ‘volunteers’ move that obstacle so that your shot to the fairway will then be unobstructed.

If you end up in the sand trap, act as if you meant to do it and give a rousing speech with lots of superlatives.
If you get caught in some wrong doing, suggest it’s a private matter that should remain private and walk away from it.
If you cheat on your wife, leave the new car at the garage and drive the old one.
Retouching is your friend. (not to be taken literally)

“Mr. President, remember that life is like golf. Never play a course that has less than 18 holes. Never wear anything unless you are being paid to endorse it. Never pay for anything yourself. And, when you go into the rough, make sure you have an iron clad alibi.”

Overheard on the radio this morning, “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Mistress”.

Obama’s golf game sucks like his ability to run the country. Anyone who golfs that has seen his swing knows the guy’s a spastic. He’ll be a cheater just like Slick Willie is with his game.
I believe the word is “Shankopottamus”. (Both as POTUS and as a golfer.)

POTUS=SHANKOPOTAMUS.

Tiger after the game, I can teach you how to drive.

Never leave a golf club within reach of a mad woman, it throws their game way off.

I get my best farts way down like this.

They’re both checking the line and grain to see how Mr. O will putt the United States into the black hole of bankruptcy. Or they’re checking out the good looking babe in the gallery?

Tiger tell me if I have this right, you putt the ball and it falls in the hole, Golf is very similar to running the economy.