A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
I know this is probably not the right place, but I just had a strange dream and wanted to write it down as I am not sure what it means:
This thug-boy from the Chicago ghetto steals a ride on the “U.S. Public Transportation System” and rides across town to the “U.S. Surplus Store”. Some of the gullible “owners” of the “U.S. Surplus Store” take pity on the little thug-boy and let him enter the store not realizing that he is there to shoplift items, amongst them a lotto ticket.
The lotto ticket. although part of his shoplifting, and not paid for, is still presented to some of those gullible “U.S. Surplus Store” owners who cash this winning ticket for the lotto prize of 12 trillion dollars, which is simply the first installment of his ill-gotten lotto prize.
The Chicago thug-boy cashes his ill gotten gain and moves into the “U.S. Surplus Store House” down the road and starts throwing wild parties, all the while charging it back to the “U.S. Surplus Store”, who has unbelievably given the Chicago thug boy unlimited credit.
By the time the “U.S. Surplus Store” realizes they are dealing with a criminal of the first order, they are completely broke and borrowing from the “China Stolen U.S. Surplus Store” down the street, who are demanding higher and higher payments.
I wake up before the story ends.
Can anyone tell me what this means??????
Well, better yet, maybe someone else has had this nightmare and can tell me how the nightmare ends?
Also not the right place, but: Climategate has expanded to New Zealand. Apparently government scientists were involved in cooking the climate books. Perhaps tubboblocked can explain….
I know this probably is the right place…
http://www.gopachy.com/gp2/index.php?topic=4486.0
All of you guys are in the right place, if you’re visiting FA.
Of course……there’s also the “Open thread“. 😉
It may be pushed off the main page (until it gets pulled back to the frontpage), but still relevant to whatever you want to talk about.
That first cartoon deserves a Nobel Prize.
Happy Thanksgiving Wordsmith!
Happy Thanksgiving All !!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING ALL!
Hilarious