Afghan President Hamid Karzai (R) speaks to U.S. Senator John Kerry during a news conference in Kabul October 20, 2009. Karzai must face an election run-off against his main rival on November 7, officials said on Tuesday, to resolve a disputed first round that plunged the country into months of political uncertainty. REUTERS/Ahmad Masood (AFGHANISTAN ELECTIONS POLITICS)
A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
“Can I see your Magic Hat….?”
“Are you a Top or a Bottom….?”
“Winter Soldier? More like Winter DUMBASS….”
“After Obama cuts-and-runs, and the Taliban and al-Qaeda take over Afghanistan AND Pakistan, can I come live with you…?”
“So Mr. Heinz, where will you go to live after Obama destroys America….?”
“Dude, I thought Acorn was coming through for me.”
What did I miss? I did everything the Democrats said to do? How did they find out?
That’s the last time I listen to you on how to win an election.
I will trade my goat for yours. What? That’s your wife. Ewww. Never mind.
“John, I think I just shit my pants”
pssssssttt John, I used my turban as a diaper.
Dude, it’s not a hat .. it’s my hair
Psst! we’re both fakes.
Right On, brother!
I heard you served in Vietnam, Senator!
The CIA gave me a hat for Christmas, in Cambodia, I keep it in my briefcase. I also have a sperm suit, wanna see?
“Senator, would you like fries with that goat?”
Kerry to Karzai: Have you tried getting ACORN to help with your vote runoff?
“Can I see your Magic Hat….?”
Karzai to Kerry: “I’m not Maliki… and you are not in Iraq.”
I really don’t care what is “Seared in your memory.”
Hey John, are you related to Jay Leno?
Kiss me you fool
Karzai: Hey I was pulling McCain he would have won the war already.
Hey, Nimrod, did you know your fly is open?
Obama is pulling out. You’re on your own, Karzai. Lots of luck, sucker.
You must understand that it is politically expedient for Obama to pull all the troops out of Afghanistan. The expiration date has run out on this war since it is no longer Bush’s war but Obama’s. No hard feelings, I hope. Say, if you are ever in Boston, look me up. We’ll do lunch.
Tweedildumb and Tweedildumber!!
“My whiskers are stuck in your many medals”
Listen,
Do you want to know a secret,
Do you promise not to tell, whoa oh, oh.
Closer,
Let me whisper in your ear,
Say the words you long to hear,
I’m in love with you.
Listen,
Do you want to know a secret,
Do you promise not to tell, whoa oh, oh.
Closer,
Let me whisper in your ear,
Say the words you long to hear,
I’m in love with you.
I’ve known the secret for a week or two,
Nobody knows, just we two.
Listen,
Do you want to know a secret,
Do you promise not to tell, whoa oh, oh.
Closer,
Let me whisper in your ear,
Say the words you long to hear,
I’m in love with you.
Look hard at my lips. As soon as they start to move you know you are hearing a lie. Get it yet?
“my whiskers are stuck in your medals….so don’t throw them over the fence”
Please…just leave…don’t embarrass us any further….just leave.
No, no, no….get your warlords straight. Oh, btw, we have a beheading ceremony cocktail to go to.
Kerry: Sure, sure, just agree to the runoff election and we’ll transfer a billion dollars to your Swiss bank account. No problem. We’ve still got lots of stimulus money left.
Karzai: I’m feeling stimulated already!
Kerry(under his breath): You old goat humper.
How much is ketchup in your courtrny
I’m from the Obama government and I’m here to help you.
🙂
All your president are belong to us
What would Teddy do? what would Teddy say?? Doggone it Teddy, what am I supposed to do now?
What do you mean we cannot Gerrymander Afghanistan?
“I don’t understand why everyone’s upset John. We ran the election just like your Democrat friends at ACORN told us.”
WOW we have to show this in 2010 again you have to start from the top of the page,bye @OT2 and groups must see bye
“Trust me on this, John: Nothing holds the hair in place so well as epoxy glue.”
OK. Anything meaningful that We could add would absolutely be disrespectful, involve words that I refuse to use in polite conversation, cast doubts on the genuine and no doubt very sincere efforts of Sen. Swiftboat, Christmas in Cambodia Dude’s diplomatic efforts and Mr. Karzai’s ability to sense total BS when it is spoken less than a foot from his nose.
So, I respectfully will reserve my comments for a less public forum, like a campfire at my spread amongst close friends and some 18 year old scotch that is strictly forbidden here by General Order #1 of my immediate Superior as I do not fall under NATO rules.
Officially, “No Comment”.
Are you kidding me? These ARE afghany hair plugs. Pleas try to include a Hair Club visit in the next budget or I may just have to talk to the Taliban!?!?And you don’t want anyone to know about your little nights with Habib dooo yoouu???
“Look Kerry… you’ve had my two best looking goats for the last two nights… I’d really like you to return them, at least one … the nights are long here.”