A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
THIS IS JUST TOOOOOOO HILLARIOUS!!!!!
(that last one, above)
And, in case our viewers don’t know WHY that’s so funny, here it is!
(and it’s even got an ABC style interviewer, and a “bridge to nowhere”)
Still don’t get it? You’re probably a Lefty.
http://www.wideawakes.info/community/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=14702
http://gopachy.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=31994
Funny funny funny, to go along with, Sarah Sarah Sarah. Quite a twosome. LOL
http://www.qubetv.tv/photos/detail/64102
http://www.wideawakes.info/community/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=14926