Washington Post columnist Gene Weingarten wants us all to know that he’s “fallen in love” with a racist, sexist, female that presents “awkward truths that people tend to deny.” His dog, you see, is a racist Republican. And in the end the whole column is just an excuse to slam Mitt Romney.
I guess it’s supposed to be a “humor” column, but when this “humorist” thinks it’s funny that Republicans are racists, and any manner of creeps, well, perhaps we red staters might be forgiven if laughter isn’t our first reaction.
Weingarten begins by confessing that at 60 years of age he’s “fallen in love with a Republican.” Apparently, it’s Murphy, his dog of five years.
Then Weingarten goes on a terror rolling out all the anti-Republican tropes. Republicans are racist, they are prudes, they are buttinskis, they are rigid, they hate the disabled, they’re against alternate energy, they hate the environment, and are gun-loving rednecks. In short, Republicans are all ignorant creeps that embarrass smart fellows like Weingarten.
Instead of bothering with his “humor,” it would be more economical to just list all the nasty things Weingarten says of his dog who is a stand-in for Republicans.
Paragraph three portrays Republicans as being inappropriately interested “in the reproductive systems of women” they does not know. They “shamelessly” stick their noses into women’s business.Paragraph four says that Republicans are “embarrassing” for their morality and don’t like it when people kiss.
Weingarten says that Republicans don’t like the disabled. They don’t like “people on crutches” or “people with limps.”
Republicans hate “alternate energy” and are against electric cars.
We used to have a dog that was a Democrat.
It became too much to handle for it’s original adopted guardians, who begged us to take it in and care for it.
It was too old to house train and, pooped and urinated wherever it felt like.
It wouldn’t bath or let anyone cut it’s hair.
It wouldn’t do a lick of work and we still had to pay for it’s upkeep.
It “occupied” our house, trashing it until we had no choice but relocate it to the backyard.
It bit a corporate utility meter worker who entered the area we forced the “occupy” dog to relocate to.
How do you combat stupidity masquerading as “intellectual” musings?
Well this Washington Post writer just did a hell of a Fruedian Slip by pointing out his Racist tendencies and lack of respect towards women and animals.
Sure, Liberals, try to paint it as Satire. It won’t fly, you’ve been attacking the Conservative side for far too long for this to be any sense of funny. Stop acting like little piss ant kids and deal with the facts that you will have do deal with consequences for kicking sleeping dogs that wasn’t bothering you.
The post is like the nyt’s..trash…ever asked who owns the post????????????????