VP Biden proposes and gets passed through congress a ban on assault-style, military bows that use high-capacity quivers of more than 10 arrows…just in time to avert a valentine’s day massacre by Cupid, a well-known mass-shooter.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
One of my favorite videos…our military is all over the globe at this moment, from Afghanistan to Africa. Keep them in your thoughts. Merry Christmas to all the readers and authors of Flopping Aces.
Sunday Funnies contains 76 photos.
“According to a new poll, most Americans think Santa Claus is a Democrat – which is really odd because when I think of a fat, old white man who hires unskilled labor, I think Republican.” -Conan O’Brien “Christmas is less … Continue reading
Sunday Funnies contains 49 photos.
“[Yesterday], after Obama pardoned a turkey at the White House, the turkey forgave him for the bad economy.” -Jay Leno
Sunday Funnies contains 36 photos.
“So far for Halloween, sales of Obama masks are 30 percent higher than the sales of Mitt Romney masks. That makes sense. I mean, what’s scarier than four more years of this economy?” –Jay Leno
“He had three ships and left from Spain/ He sailed through sunshine, wind and rain.”
I’m old enough to remember a time when Christopher Columbus Day was a national holiday that was widely celebrated rather than shamefully downplayed and derided. Columbus has become the symbolic white devil harbinger of all that is evil about America’s founding: genocide and manifest destiny imperialism; slavery and racism; annihilation and exploitation of peaceful, “noble savages” living in harmony with the environment.
Ahoy thar, ye band o’ scurvy scallywags! Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Feel free ta discuss anything ye’d like in this ‘ere open thread; just make sher ye talk like a pirate, or yer landlubbin’ comment will find itself walkin’ the plank! Aaarrrrgh!
Despite July 2nd as the actual day the Continental Congress voted to approve a motion by the VA delegate Richard Henry Lee, calling for the colonies’ independence after a year of fighting with the British, July 4th became the official … Continue reading
