Tsunami strikes the US this morning

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A tsunami struck the country this morning. A tsumani of stupid. I wasn’t sure what to do with it all, so here are some of the best bits.

Politico makes an issue of Huckabee complaining that women at Fox News swear while at work, apparently referring to them as “trashy.”

“My gosh, this is worse than locker-room talk,” Huckabee continued. “As we would say in the South, that’s just trashy.”

Neither Huckabee nor Politico seems to have met Hillary, who is said to swear “like a sailor.”

Sara Nelson writes about the book in Tuesday’s New York Post, revealing the most surprising claims. “It’s a very harsh look at her and her husband and their rise to power,” Nelson told us. “They said that she swears like a sailor. The author said she talks in a way that would make Howard Stern blush.”

You can watch Obama refer to himself 118 times in a 33 minute speech here. Fortunately it only takes 3 minutes.

The Obama regime instructs immigration agents to ask illegals if they qualify for Obama’s plan to avoid deportation:

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Obama administration has ordered immigration agents to ask immigrants they encounter living in the country illegally whether they might qualify under President Barack Obama’s plans to avoid deporting them, according to internal training materials obtained by The Associated Press.

Agents also have been told to review government files to identify any jailed immigrants they might be able to release under the program.

The directives from the Homeland Security Department mark an unusual change for U.S. immigration enforcement, placing the obligation on the government for identifying immigrants who might qualify for lenient treatment. Previously, it was the responsibility of immigrants or their lawyers to assert that they might qualify under rules that could keep them out of jail and inside the United States.

It’s akin to the Internal Revenue Service calling taxpayers to recommend they should have used certain exemptions or deductions.

The muffins at Berkeley got all flustered by an F18 buzzing the school:

“We survived”

tweeted Quirkeley, describing “#flyovermageddon.”

Steven Fruhmoto’s tweet:

“What in the heck was that roaring jet noise over Berkeley just now? Did Dick Cheney just do a flyover?”

We know that Berkeley Bolsheviks hate the sound of freedom. The comments are terrific. Here are a few:

Just think if the President approved a pair of these to do a ” fly-by ” during the attack on OUR American citizens in Benghazi, Libya, maybe the outcome would have been different.

Too bad it did not drop a bomb. Less liberals to destroy the country.

Berkeley? Too bad it was not carrying Tac Nukes

Berkeley is used to solar planes flying over slowly and then crashing. Their not used to real fast effective planes flying over.

Check them all out.

Finally, Seattle is going to fine residents for throwing away food.

They want to prevent the generation of methane in landfills, so they insist that residents compost the food, where it will produce….methane.

And I loved this:

Of course, not all compost piles are treated the same, so some attention needs to be paid to the compost pile to so that it receives the oxygen that it needs. But, if a compost pile is being taken care of properly, it will produce far less methane than a landfill.

Because it’s SMALLER!

Next up for Seattle?

Taxes on flatulence!

Inspectors to determine how many sheets of toilet paper you use per visit!

Have a nice day!

UPDATE

Warner Todd Huston makes a really good point.

Now, notice that Huckabee did not call his former co-workers “trashy.” In fact, he didn’t mention his former co-workers at all. There was not a single mention of Fox News in that excerpt.

He was clearly talking about the general population you’d meet on the streets of New York City. It was clear he was calling their behavior boorish.

But even more to the point, Huckabee didn’t focus on “trashy” women, either. He was calling people trashy, not “women.” He did not distinguish one iota between men or women in that quote. He treated the two sexes as equally trashy and lamented their behavior.

If you want outrage, it is outrageous that Politico so purposefully lied with this story.

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Two thoughts. The Blizzard of Oz and two new climate change wizards- Al Sharpton and Pope Francis.

You can watch Obama refer to himself 118 times in a 33 minute speech here.

I push the MUTE button when I think obama is going to speak, so I would just be watching his lips move for three minutes. Three minutes I would have wasted. The greatest thing about recording the news, then watching it later, is that I can fast forward through obama’s lies.

The Obama regime instructs immigration agents to ask illegals if they qualify for Obama’s plan to avoid deportation:

How can it be legal for a president to make law enforcement officers tell illegals how to stay in the USA? I would like to see the officers disobey that decree from the king, then let the king sue them. I can’t imagine ANY court siding with the king. Will the republicans let the king get away with this, like they seem to be letting him get away with anything else he wants to do?

The muffins at Berkeley got all flustered by an F18 buzzing the school:

I can understand why the liberals at Berkeley would be scared. They have been attacking the military for so long, they probably thought the pilot was making an air strike on them.

Seattle, Congressional and wipe house toilet and paper solution: Remove all the sit down toilets and replace them with squat toilets. Like China and Hong Kong, the defacator must provide his/her own toilet or wiping paper. One can only imagine reed, polosi and feinstein trying to take a crap, much less falling into the toilet. LOL the visual would be front page on every media expression around the world.

@MOS+8541: Apparently, they don’t defecate like regular people for, if they did, they would certainly have disappeared by now.

@Smorgasbord: I myself have wondered how immigration officials deal with being instructed to ignore or break immigration laws, based on a memo. Certainly, no one expects this administration to have a border agent’s back when an illegal immigrant he/she deems eligible for Obama’s amnesty later kills some citizen.

White House spokesperson claims Taliban are NOT terrorists!
The next day they try to clarify: the Pakistani Taliban ARE terrorists, but NOT the Afghani Taliban.
Today the radical Islamist Taliban movement in Kabul, Afghanistan dressed up a soldier of allah in an Afghani military uniform so he could get close to Americans.
He killed THREE AMERICANS.
I guess it was just an ‘armed insurgent’ who killed them.

How STUPID is Obama to refuse, steadfastly, to identify our enemy?

The king doesn’t think he is stupid, he thinks you are.

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I keep statements I think are worth saving, and your, “The king doesn’t think he is stupid, he thinks you are.” statement went in the list. WELL SAID.