We can all agree that the one thing Barack Obama is skilled at is blaming others for everything. He wanted the most responsible job on Earth yet he takes no responsibility for anything. Before he was elected Barack Obama was Superman.
He was faster than a speeeding bullet. He was more powerful than a locomotive. He was able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. He could bend steel in his own hands. In fact, he could bend steel with his mind.
Once he he was elected and he fell victim to Presidentile Dysfunction- a very special type of impotency. It is caused a by a particular and uncommon type of Kryptonite – not green, red or white, but Blame Kryptonite. Blame Kryptonite that has claimed little Barack. Exposure to Blame Kryptonite results in the afflicted blaming everyone else for everything.
He blames George Bush
He blames ATMs
He blames speculators
He blames Europe
He blames energy costs
He blames Fox News
He blames Congress
He blames the GOP
A search “Obama blames” comes up with 37 million hits.
He’s powerless. He can’t get anything done- not in three years, two of which with a democrat-controlled Congress, and not even with $5 trillion dollars.
Why re-elect an impotent man? He says he needs more time, but since everything is someone else’s fault and it’s all beyond his abilities why give him more time to be unsuccessful?
What we really need is George Bush. That guy was powerful. He was so powerful that he makes Barack Obama look like a poster boy for Viagra.
Bush could control the economy, but Obama cannot.
Bush could control gas prices, but Obama cannot.
Bush could control world events, but Obama cannot.
Now he wants to be re-elected because he’s impotent. Maybe Obama could use some of these: