Hold My Beer: New York Times Says Hunter Biden Is Joe’s Secret Weapon

by Jeff Childers

Oh, boy. As if Biden’s Debate World Crisis could not possibly get any worse,  yesterday the New York Times said, hold my beer and watch this. The paper’s descent into the bottomless pit of surreality was headlined, “Biden’s Family Tells Him to Keep Fighting as They Huddle at Camp David.” Just wait till you hear who they say most strongly suggested Joe should stay in the race. I promise I’m not making this up.

 
Wait … what? The optics were bad enough just by sliding crooked Hunter into the frame, but … did the New York Times really just say that Joe Biden has long leaned on Hunter for advice?  Hunter? Are they kidding? I thought it must be a joke. This is the brain trust of smart advisors we should be reassured are supporting Joe (even though he might be slipping a gear here or there)?

Hunter is the brain trust? Really? Is that supposed to reassure anybody?

It was no joke. If anybody needed even more evidence that Joe has no idea what he is doing, the New York Times just served up that evidence like John the Baptist’s head on a silver salver.

In a separate article headlined, “48 Hours to Fix a 90-Minute Mess: Inside the Biden Camp’s Post-Debate Frenzy,” the Times neatly described the panic and chaos that erupted inside the Democrat party even before the 90-minute debate had ended, calling it a “frenzied campaign within a campaign”:

 
It was a little mini-campaign inside the big campaign. Two campaigns in one. A twoofer.

But … the question we’ve all been asking is: how could Democrats be so surprised and upset now? Did they really not notice? Did they eat up the media gaslighting like frosted corn flakes? Biden’s been off for years, probably since before his 2020 basement non-campaign.

There’s a simple answer why Dems are so upset. And it’s not Joe’s dementia.

Democrats are not upset because they just found out Joe is non-compos mentos. Democrats are upset because Joe was supposed to wipe the floor with President Trump’s convicted carcass. It was so easy! Just say “convicted felon” six hundred times! In Democrats’ frenzied minds, anybody could have won that debate!

In other words, the problem wasn’t that Joe’s brain is running on four percent battery. The problem was that Joe couldn’t even take advantage of all the lawfare and Trump derangement that had been handed to him like the aforementioned prophet’s head. Joe committed a mortal political sin by wasting a perfectly good chance to stick the carving knife into Donald J. Trump once and for good. Worse, Joe just handed the Republicans a political stick with which to beat Democrats senseless, up and down the ticket, from here till the elections.

Democrats have a problem. A big problem. Remember what Obama prophesied: Never underestimate Joe’s ability to foul things up. Or words to that effect.

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