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Joe Biden promises afterlife for everyone if elected

 

Potential candidates for the democrat Presidential nomination  been looking a way to separate themselves from the pack.

Kamala Harris promises to convict Donald Trump. Of something. Anything.



Bernie Sanders promises to turn the country straight into Stalinesque Communism.

Pete Buttigieg hopes to get elected via virtue signalling.

Corey “Spartacus” Booker will promise anything you want.

None of them compares to Joe Biden. Biden, as did Obama, promises to stop climate change. Unlike hillary did, he promises to kill jobs slowly.

Biden has promised that cancer would be cured if he was elected.

Former Vice President Joe Biden made a bold promise on Tuesday to “cure cancer” if he is elected president in 2020.

At a campaign event in Ottumwa, Iowa, Biden expressed the difficulty one faces with a “loss” of a family member and others attempt to comfort them saying, “‘I know how you feel'” when in reality they have “no idea how I feel,” which is likely in reference to the loss of his son Beau Biden, who died in 2015 from brain cancer.

“That’s why I’ve worked so hard in my career to make sure that… I promise you if I’m elected president, you’re going to see the single most important thing that changes America, we’re gonna cure cancer,” Biden declared.

But yesterday he topped all of that.

(Washington, June 16, 2019)

Biden Promises Afterlife for All if Elected

(CNN) On the heels of his promise to cure cancer if elected, Joe Biden has added yet another promise for his Presidential campaign. He has promised afterlife for all if he is elected. In an interview with Jim Acosta Biden said:

“I’m going to throw the chains off of all of y’all” said Biden in a Southern accent. I promise everyone an afterlife if I am elected. That way you won’t have to care about how much money you make in this life. You won’t have to worry about health insurance cause you’ll know what’s waiting for you on the other side.”

When Acosta attempted to ask more about it, Biden chafed:

“Come on, man. This is a big f**king deal” said Biden.

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