Comedy Relief, Updated

It’s hard to upstage Carlos Danger, but this guy did it with style.

Weiner has a comedy routine that keeps on giving. Who knew that Democrats had such a sense of humor while Obama fiddles.

Poor Weiner, the truth come out, he has premature ejaculation problems during phone sex; in fact, his cyber squeeze was becoming frustrated with his 15 to 30 second performances, she ultimately decided to split the sheets and left Weiner out to dry.

Update: In a recent interview, Carlos Weiner came clean, he now admits he limited his cyber affairs and sexting to only three women, he thinks, if memory serves well. He is asking New York and America to appreciate his restraint and transparency while conducting his perversions.

It’s hard to keep a good Weiner down, and Carlos insists he’s in to win.

Democrat women hang on to Weiner, despite their willingness to declare a Republican War on Women. Apparently Weiner has captured their most basic instincts and they believe hypocrisy is acceptable with certain Weiners. They insist Weiner problems are psychological and can be dealt with over time and with proper handling.

Bill Clinton had minor Weiner problems, like being accused of rape and putting a cigar where cigars don’t go, but they forgave him and he managed to overcome his problems; surely, little Anthony and his Weiner episodes will disappear in time and America will finally appreciate the man’s Weiner.