Come on man…what happened to all that Socialism malarkey?
The Occupy Wall Street volunteer kitchen staff launched a “counter” revolution yesterday — because they’re angry about working 18-hour days to provide food for “professional homeless” people and ex-cons masquerading as protesters.
For three days beginning tomorrow, the cooks will serve only brown rice and other spartan grub instead of the usual menu of organic chicken and vegetables, spaghetti bolognese, and roasted beet and sheep’s-milk-cheese salad.
They will also provide directions to local soup kitchens for the vagrants, criminals and other freeloaders who have been descending on Zuccotti Park in increasing numbers every day…
Today, a limited menu of sandwiches, chips and some hot food will be doled out — so legitimate protesters will have a day to make arrangements for more upscale weekend meals.
Oh the irony.
Those people who have been without a job for years on end, sleeping in cardboard boxes and begging for money are now LESS worthy then those lazy dimwits who want to bang a drum all day long?
I guess the homeless are not part of the 99%? I mean come on….they don’t even have ipads!
Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?
So, there you have it: in this living experiment in socialism, it turns out there are “legitimate” people and the illegitimate. And the legitimate people, who actually are working for something, they should get the good food, the “chicken and vegetables, spaghetti bolognese, and roasted beet and sheep’s-milk-cheese salad.”
They should have the “finer things.”
Meanwhile, the other people, the “not-legitimate” people who are not actually working for anything and just taking advantage (because they are “professional homeless” who “know what they’re doing,” and how to game the system) — they shouldn’t get the finer things. They shouldn’t even be there. They should go away.
But never fear, untrained hippies are there to save the day:
A team of 10 security volunteers moved in to the trouble-prone southwest section of Zuccotti Park in a show of force to confront them.
“We’re not going to let some members of this community destroy the whole movement,” a volunteer said.
Some arguments broke out as the security team searched tents — but no violence erupted.
Overall security at the park had deteriorated to the point where many frightened female protesters had abandoned the increasingly out-of-control occupation, security- team members said.
This Occupy Mindless movement is actually making the case for capitalism. For law and order rather than anarchy. Hopefully some of them can see the irony and grow up…but I’m not holding out hope.
LOL So now they they are their own “society” they are seeing that
1) working long hours for NO reward sucks (i.e. in the real world we call having the government take a HUGE percentage of your paycheck just so they can keep spending)
2) “taking” sounds great until it is your stuff people are taking (robin hood doesn’t seem so sexy anymore does he OWS?) and
3) law and order is a necessity for society to function. HAHAHAHA welcome to a world where EVERYONE must work, NOTHING is fair, and people take advantage of others.
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