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Likely News Headlines For 2011….And Some Not So Likely

Some pretty good, pretty funny, and pretty sad predictions for the new year in this Washington Times editorial:

Death panel unplugs Grandma

Bin Laden found working as TSA screener, Napolitano says his skills ‘useful for the job’

President: balanced budget proposal “irresponsible”

Media Matters declares fatwah on ‘right-wing’ NYT

Haiti offers aid after U.S. bond collapse

China forecloses on United States, Vacate order to take effect in 2 weeks

Mayor Emanuel to Cubs: Win pennant or else

Pelosi reads Obamacare bill: ‘Shocking what’s in there’

Steele quits RNC, doesn’t blame racism

WikiLeaks releases Clinton White House 976 calls

Gay barracks wins interior design award

Gore shifts focus, denounces flat Earth

IRS worker dies in 1099 avalanche

Judge rules Constitution unconstitutional

What are your predictions?

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