First Lady Michelle Obama hula hoops during a Healthy Kids Fair on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington on October 21, 2009. UPI/Roger L. Wollenberg
First lady Michelle Obama hula hoops with kids at the White House Healthy Kids Fair on the South Lawn in Washington, October 21, 2009.
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First lady Michelle Obama hula hoops on the South Lawn of the White House during an event promoting exercise and healthy eating for children. The “Healthy Kids Fair” included events on cooking healthy meals and emphasized children getting a proper amount of outdoor exercise each day.
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A former fetus, the “wordsmith from nantucket” was born in Phoenix, Arizona in 1968. Adopted at birth, wordsmith grew up a military brat. He achieved his B.A. in English from the University of California, Los Angeles (graduating in the top 97% of his class), where he also competed rings for the UCLA mens gymnastics team. The events of 9/11 woke him from his political slumber and malaise. Currently a personal trainer and gymnastics coach.
The wordsmith has never been to Nantucket.
Yes, this belt is actually supporting my tits.
What’s wrong? Didn’t you go to ACORN Hula Hoop Camp last Summer?
Can’t believe this thing actually goes over my butt!
More Cowbell!
I can only repeat something from the learned Doctor…
Dr. Egon Spengler: Sorry, Venkman, I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought
Michelle Husein Obama! Mmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm! Shake it girl…
What is with that belt? The rest of her clothes look really nice, then you see this ginormous belt where it don’t belong.
Ain’t my hips GREAT? Nothing falls off!
(#1) “Did you say my hips are an unfair advantage?!”
(#2) There! I be rotatatin this caboose at 3 rpm!”
(#3) “Unnnnggg, I can’t my aaaaaaaass!!!!”
(Does this Klingon bitch EVER smile? Even at her own daughter?)
Keep moving the hip to the left…the left…the left…..oh my, you moved it to the right…what are you, some right-wing fanatic
“What do you mean was there an explosion in my closet this morning…..?”
That’s not her belt, it’s her collar.
Picture #3
Ban this one. Fox photoshopped my vampire teeth
Pretty soon your ass will be too big to fit in this hoop so play while you can!
I’m Michelle, the First Gyrater-in-Chief!
Yeah, just like Jackie Kennedy, you betcha!.
Pict #1…Hey!!! Special Effect!!1 The halo is supposed to be over my head. Get to work!!!
MY EYES!!!! GEEZ, Louise… next time issue a warning. I can’t have that burned into my retina!
Next surprise is the announcement that Michelle is pregnant…..don’t think she is doing good job of hiding…..
Hmm..WTF…Sarah Palin made this look so easy!!!
WTF?
St. Barry’s halo goes around his HEAD.
Sasha and Malia must be soooo embarrassed!
She probably needed a steering committee to advise her on the butt motion.
Oprah’s belt don’t fit me. How does Rosie O’Donnell’s belt fit you?
This reminds me of an old TV commercial where a woman says, “So when are you expecting?” and later embarrassingly adds, “Oh, you’re not.”
What was that commercial?
Clothing by the $3 queen of hookers in the Ghetto.
Heard a rumor that Palin is supporting Hoffman in NY-23….things are getting interesting 🙂
Not a rumor.
“Sae whaaaaa? Hoo sed I a titless, wide-ass, gorilla-faced behemoth?”
Just call Michelle SATURN cause she has rings around her ass too.
Tranny-a-go-go!
@Inspectorudy:
Ow! That’s gonna leave a mark! LOL
Sarge
“Hula Hoop Michelle: WE CAN DO IT!”
“Hush girl, shut ur lips. Do the Jimmy Carter and talk with your hips”
This is obviously fake. Klingons can’t Hula Hoop!
“This is how the Democratic health care plan works: Everyone leaps into the hoop of bureaucracy, and the hoop goes around-and-round-and-round… Isn’t this fun!”
Michelle stole that belt from a Klingon but doesn’t know it has a GPS device in it and they’re going to be beaming her up soon for stealing it.
What is she trying to do there? Jump start a hurricane or something?
Well she did jump through hoops to get those olympic rings…
News Flash….. this just in…. The Nobel committee in Oslo has just awarded Mrs. Obama the Nobel prize in medicine for her work with hula hoops. When asked exactly why they awarder her this prize the committee responded that they first wanted to give her the physics prize, however her husband, President Obama, had already been awarded that for his amazing work with telescopes (see earlier floppingaces caption thread). They then sited research done by a George Soros front group to show that her work with the hula hoop has saved 45,000 lives and has created or saved 1,000,000 jobs.
Next up, the children of the President win the Nobel prize for literature because… to quote the committee “They have the potential to write something amazing one day”…. Bill Ayers could not be reached for comment.
Michelle Obama uses the hula hoops to illustrate that, just as she can’t keep the hula hoop going forever, Obama can’t keep his campaign going indefinately either.
How about: “First Lady spends some time with her girls.”
Slam her politics, her views, her public speeches and those of her husband, but jeez. She’s out with her daughters making a fool of herself for their amusement, just as I have done with my kids.
On National TV with all of the Approved Press Corps in attendance?
I didn’t think so.
@Aqua #41: I admit to fanning the flames of right-wing extremism; and yes, some of the caption comments are down-right vicious and mean.
But you’re stating the obvious. Of course, in itself, there’s nothing at all wrong with these photos.
It’s just humor and a chance to let our side vent, to be taken for what it’s worth. Like this post.
Could his mistress shake it like this?
Wookie with a wheel
@ Wordsmith
Just thought I’d bring it up. I would have been livid if the left had done something like this to Laura Bush. I know they have and continue to do it to Sarah, but I’d like to think we’re better than they are. MEchelle is the First Lady and free game when she inserts herself into the political discourse.
That one is awesome, totally fair game.
We brought class to the White House – Granted, it’s all LOW, but it’s still class.
Madalyn
I would advise Michelle to get one of those tummy flattening girdles. The belt would then fit properly at her waist and she wouldn’t look like she is six months along. Also, almost all pictures of her include that same sweater in different colors. Sometimes two sweaters at the same time. Are those Lucy Lawless belts worn to make a statement?
#12 made me laugh.
This will get the attention of the IOC !!……oh, that’s right, they’ve already chosen…..