I won’t bother to quote at length or recount all of the details at this point. Go to Glenn Beck today or other places like the following article on the ABC News Blog to see what he said.
Suffice it to say, Joe began blabbing about the possible foreign policy threats out there that are certain to strike us soon, and how Barack will STAND UP for us, when he realized in mid-blab that his guy is a foreign policy cripple in a wheelchair. Figuratively speaking, it is virtually the same double-take he did with Chuck, the wheelchair-bound politician of “Stand up, Chuck!” fame. When he realized the implications of his realization, he began to babble like a babble-head doll.
The sheer incoherence of what followed was absolutely breath-taking. Basically, he’s guaranteeing that Obama’s weakness WILL bring us a catastrophic attack, a la Khrushchev and Kennedy (that gave us the Bay of Pigs and nearly blowing up the world!). He tried to reassure everyone by resorting to one of his standard fallback positions – shameless, narcissistic boasting – saying he knows more about foreign policy than everyone else around (a move certain to make friends and influence his legislative compatriots). He’ll out-Cheney Dick Cheney and save the country when it seems like Barack is doing the wrong thing when he’s really doing the right thing. BLAAAAH! I can’t stand it! It seems like the truth keeps leaking out of the holes in this guy like water from a pin-pricked balloon.
[And they say Sarah Palin isn’t qualified?? My goodness, at least she’s faced down some tough customers and has gotten a lot of substantive things done! Biden has either been on the wrong side of things or he’s devolved into these nearly psychotic skeins of verbal folderol.]
Maybe he’s subconsciously trying to do all of us a huge favor and warn us all about the sheer lunacy of hiring a security risk who’s never run anything but radical community organizations to lead the world. He could possibly make Jimmy Carter look bold, experienced and decisive.
Please, anyone within the sound of my voice, listen to the nervous tension in Joe’s voice; I mean Joe the Plumber AND Joe the Babbler. Elect John McCain for the good of the country! Put country first before any other motivation which might be driving you. Don’t sell out. Be noble and STAND UP! STAND UP before you find you can’t or you are not allowed to…
