An interesting questionnaire for Palestinian Advocates By Yashiko Sagamori
If you are so sure that ” Palestine , the country, goes back through most of recorded history,” I expect you to be able to answer a few basic questions about that country of Palestine :
When was it founded and by whom?
What were its borders?
What was its capital?
What were its major cities?
What constituted the basis of its economy?
What was its form of government?
Can you name at least one Palestinian leader before Arafat?
Was Palestine ever recognized by a country whose existence, at that time or now, leaves no room for interpretation?
What was the language of the country of Palestine ?
What was the prevalent religion of the country of Palestine ?
What was the name of its currency? Choose any date in history and tell what was the approximate exchange rate of the Palestinian monetary unit against the US dollar, German mark, GB pound, Japanese yen, or Chinese yuan on that date.
And, finally, since there is no such country today, what caused its demise and when did it occur?
When was it founded:
The twelf of never
What were its borders?
Hither and thither
What was its capital?
Neverland
What were its major cities?
Sodom and Gommorah
What constituted the basis of its economy?
Murder incorporated
What was its form of government?
Survival of the fittest
Can you name at least one Palestinian leader before Arafat?
The Sultan of Swat
What was the name of its currency? Choose any date in history and tell what was the approximate exchange rate of the Palestinian monetary unit against the US dollar, German mark, GB pound, Japanese yen, or Chinese yuan on that date.
Currency = The Felafel
Jan. 1, 1908 = One Falafel = …. how much you got?
What was the prevalent religion of the country of Palestine ?
The Moon God
When was it founded and by whom?
Duhhhh, founded in the age of King Arthur by Merlin….it was a testing ground for his spells and potions.
What were its borders?
Somewhere between never-never-land and Shangrala
What was its capital?
Crapistan…great place to get a hotdog made from mutton
What were its major cities?
Cheeseburgland, craterville and Detroit
What constituted the basis of its economy?
TNT, Hemp, and sheep
What was its form of government?
He who has the biggest guns is the king
Can you name at least one Palestinian leader before Arafat?
Mr Heatmiser
Was Palestine ever recognized by a country whose existence, at that time or now, leaves no room for interpretation?
duhhhh, have to punt on this….does Santa Clause count???
What was the language of the country of Palestine ?
SILENCE….I KILL YOU
What was the prevalent religion of the country of Palestine ?
see previous answer
What was the name of its currency? Choose any date in history and tell what was the approximate exchange rate of the Palestinian monetary unit against the US dollar, German mark, GB pound, Japanese yen, or Chinese yuan on that date.
pocket lint or US dollars
And, finally, since there is no such country today, what caused its demise and when did it occur?
Oh that’s easy….it’s those evil JOOOOOOOOS. When? In 66 AD when Nero wanted Judea for his own peronal rock garden