Ahoy thar mateys! Why shiver me timbers, September 19th be once again International Talk Like a Pirate Day, Aaaarrr!
To all me cabin boy swashblogganeers and buxom bloggin’ beauties, any comments left in this post will be deleted if ye aren’t talkin’ like a pirate. Arrr! Ye’ll ne’er get FA’s buried booty!
Hoist up the Jolly Roger, me hearties, and enjoy the sweet trade o’ swashbloggin’ t’day…aarrgh! And watch out for them thar land lubbers an’ lily-livered liberal scallywags, who dare tax yer booty and steal your grog!
Make them thar Sons of a Biscuit Eater walk the plank or keelhaul thar carcasses across Davy Jones’ Locker instead….aarrr!
Arrrr Matey
Lets go get some booty at Somalia coasts!
Arrrrrrrrr…………
Wordsmith: Don’t you also dress up like a pirate on this day of days? You should post the photos!
Mike, ye Scallywag! Yer not talkin’ like a pirate, aarr! Go walk the plank and say hi to Davy Jones’ Locker, fer me! Aaargh!
ARRRRRR !!!!!
Capt. Mike Leach’s Texas Tech Red Raiders will make the scurvy bilge rat Texas Longhorns walk the plank tonight! GO TECH !!!
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@ RatDog
You are in serious need of a compass correction!
Everybody knows that the Longhorns don’t play anything more than the third string against the Red Raiders and that is always enough to mop up the field with them.
Maybe you and Mike can work on that compass correction. Hook ‘em!
Arrrr, we’re here from the govt. Now drop your britches and prepare to be boarded.
I simply HAVE to bring in H.L. Mencken’s quote from Ace of Spades :
It’s too good not to mention Today.
“Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”
Outstanding.
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Arrrr…how ’bout we make a list of Who needs to walk the plank !
AHRRRR
ROSE R RED
VIOLETS R BLUE
IF TECH WINS TONIGHT
IT WILL BE A FUCKING MIRACLE
SILVERMAN, I’m holding up your distribution check. Arrrrr!
AHRRR
MEOW
Ahoy Mateys!
I’m a day late but me ship has finally come in….