Ace:
If you’re more offended that Donald Trump once said the word ‘pussy’ than BIll Clinton getting blow jobs in the Oval Office by a 21-year old intern…
If you can listen to Madonna, Miley Cyrus, and Lady Gaga complain about how Trump degrades women and not burst out laughing…
If you think a person’s gender is fluid but sexual preference is permanently fixed…
If you’re against the death penalty but are OK with abortion…
If you think the NY Times is biased in favor of conservatives…
If you believe Russians hacked the election, but there’s no need to investigate the possibility of voter fraud…
If you believe Russians hacked the election, but have no problem with the Clintons making deals to sell American uranium to Russian oligarchs…
If you believe shouting down conservative speakers is ‘free speech’…
If you believe throwing rocks at police officers and breaking windows is ‘free speech’…
If you believe that the Palestinians are entitled to a homeland, but the Israelis aren’t…
If you punch someone in the face while you’re wearing a “Love Trumps Hate” T-shirt…
If you want the government out of your bedroom while demanding free birth control…
If you can voice your presidential assassination fantasies in public without fear of consequences…
If you demand to be taken seriously while dressed up in a twat costume…
If you think popularity is more important and useful than achievement, you are probably a Democrat.
If you think the life of a fish is more important then the life of a unborn child,If you want to disarm law abiding citizens while granting pardons and early release for convicted rapists,If you want to ban guns but legalize LSD, If you think illegal aliens should have the right to camp out on your propertty and leave a big mess behind,If you thiink Global Warmings real and cuased by backyard BBQ’s If you want Obamas face carved on Mt Rushmore and if you want holidays for Trayvon Martin and Micheal Brown and want stamps for Che