Woman Who Thought Being A Princess Was Too Hard Wants To Run For President

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U.S.—The former Duchess of Sussex, who left the royal family after realizing how hard it was to be a princess, is now eyeing a presidential run. According to sources, Meghan Markle is networking with Democratic leaders for a possible shot at becoming America’s first female president.

“Being a princess was, like, the absolute worst,” said Markle to some trusted political consultants. “There were so many things to do, and so many annoying obligations I had to fulfill. I think being President of the United States will be much easier. Let’s do that instead!”

Experts say that Markle may be the most qualified presidential candidate to ever run for office since she is a Democrat woman of color and has a ton of useful experience as a princess.

“Meghan Markle may be the one to finally save America and get all those migrant kids out of cages,” said local Meghan Markle enthusiast Camy Fumbertook. “Obama was a letdown, and Biden was a letdown, but I think Markle will be totally different due to her womanness and person-of-colorness.”

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Being President of the United States… so easy, a moron can do it.

Idiot Biden

Don’t worry, it’s satire. America will never have a female black president. Plus she’s an actor. American voters would never elect an actor to be president.

@Greg: Actually, it isn’t. She really IS considering herself as somehow competent for the job. THAT’S how ignorant liberals are. And, no, Americans would not support her, but Dominion and the voting dead would.

@Greg: What’s satire for you and other Democrats is that we elect a competent person to fill a 4-year temporary position as the chief executive of our country…that they actually have some experience as an executive who managed resources, finances, and people.

Like Donald Trump.

I’m afraid your satire is the now and forever the 45th President of the United States.

The first female President won’t even be elected.

The DNC pre-selects their candidate, anyway. Democrat voters are completely braindead if they think their primary is legit.

That’s why we knew they’d cheat in an actually election.

Trump slowed down the marxist, gynocentric police state that comes about when women and their beta-male enablers (you) are not kept in check.

That “check” will be coming very soon.

@Greg: America will never have a female black president.

I know the truth is that Kamala is really a 1/2 India/1/2 Caribbean, but she ran as a “black American.”
Therefore, she will be a female “black American” President before you know it.
I’m betting this year.
But Jill might be a more ferocious fighter than I reckoned.
Thing is, she’s not a doctor, so she probably won’t be able to keep Joe breathing thru an entire term.

@Nathan Blue:

Trump slowed down the marxist, gynocentric police state that comes about when women and their beta-male enablers (you) are not kept in check.

We may be getting closer here to the actual source of republican male insecurities.

@Greg:

We may be getting closer here to the actual source of republican male insecurities.

You prove my point. That’s the gynocentric narrative being pushed by mostly unaccomplished, ineffectual males who have no clue.

You.

Strong women (Gina Carano, Tulsi Gabbard, etc) are marginalized. Incompetent and utterly useless women like AOC and Pelosi are not kept in check.

This is gyno-supremacist Socialism, pure and simple.

As for insecurities, we know who makes you insecure: Donald Trump.

Like most leftists, it doesn’t seem Megan is quite telling the truth about the unpleasant surprise of joining the Royal Family.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/meghan-markle-2014-blog-debunks-claims-made-during-oprah-interview-report?utm_campaign=dw_newsletter&utm_medium=email&_hsmi=116125141&_hsenc=p2ANqtz–8U63kKP7PG2qsSw5cbfIAdHMCezMljmnjq894Sv8SDNMAfJjARmgcN5JD5XZZc8tZ1k4ZNw7NYUqWZyfLVzOBoK_6cg&utm_content=non_insiders&utm_source=housefile

Maybe Oprah should have done a little bit of research instead of salivating at the opportunity to spread more false accusations of racism. But, she’s Democrat and she’s media, so she doesn’t care about facts, just the propaganda.