- Because his Mom called and said, “It’s time to come home, honey.”
- Because ‘Ketchup’ broke her glasses during a fit of righteous crying and had to go to Lynz-Krafterz
- Because some radicals thought “free love” meant “unsolicited surprise sex”
- Because three homeless guys were occupying his tent “Help, police…”
because he heard somebody say ‘free weed’
To provoke the police into a response to be filmed and distorted by MSM…
@MrBigW: ooooh! Now there’s a good one.
Because they were told to via human microphone after attending a general assembly which came to a consensus using jazz hands that crossing the road on a stretch where there was no pedestrian crossing would show an individualistic contempt for hierarchical authorative rules and would challenge the capitalist consumerist society’s obsession with giving priority to planet-polluting cars. Plus they wanted to nip into Starbucks and get a latte;)
It wasn’t for a bar of soap!