War Blimbs

by Jeff Childers

The U.S. military has been flummoxed and defeated by two giant Chinese spy blimps, one of which is floating around collecting data over our nuclear warheads near Great Falls, Montana. That’s where we store an arsenal of 150 nuclear-armed Minuteman III intercontinental ballistic missiles, at Malmstrom Air Force Base.
 
The other one is parked over Canada, presumably standing by to float south over the United States.
 
NBC ran the story yesterday, headlined “Suspected Chinese Spy Balloon Found Over Northern U.S.” That headline is grossly misleading. It’s a giant blimp, not a “balloon.” And U.S. officials admitted it’s from China, it’s not “suspected.” Stupid NBC.
 
And, “found.” Like somebody stumbled over it while paragliding or something. Why didn’t our radar see it coming from China long before it got to our nuclear base? Did it teleport from Shanghai? Is it an inter-dimensional stealth blimp?
 
Anyway, we THINK it’s still over Billings, but U.S. officials are covering for the Chinese for some reason. NBC News reported:

a senior defense official said the balloon is still over the U.S. but declined to say where it is now.

Wait. Why not say where it is now? Who are defense officials protecting? Have they lost track of the damned thing?
 
And that’s it. There’s nothing we can do. It defeated our entire military. They say they don’t want to shoot it down because they’re afraid of getting hit by shrapnel or something. It’s better to just let it bob around, marking the exact locations of all our nuclear warheads:

The leaders reviewed the threat profile of the Chinese stratospheric balloon and possible response options, and ultimately decided not to recommend taking it out kinetically, because of the risk to safety and security of people on the ground from the possible debris field.

Wait — they’re just NOW thinking about debris? A hundred years of defense contracting, and they come up with ANY way to safely dispose of an enemy war blimp? Well, I say we need a giant refund from our defense contractors. We should have a missile or a laser or something that could burn it all up before it hits the ground. Or a plane that could snag it and tow it over the ocean before we blast it out of the sky.
 
But no. Apparently not. We have nothing, not one thing, in the entire military arsenal that can counter this devilish surprise technology invented by the Chinese three hundred years ago.
 
But don’t worry, our security is so bad it doesn’t really matter anyway:

“Currently we assess that this balloon has limited additive value from an intelligence collection perspective over and above what the PRC can do through other means,” the senior defense official said.

The Chinese spy “balloon” is three school buses wide. Corporate media is calling it a “balloon” to make it sound harmless. It’s just a balloon, calm down. But then they admit that it’s big enough to cause significant damage if it hits the ground. So which it is?
 
It’s not a balloon. It’s a gigantic gasbag, and I’m not talking about Joe Biden. It’s a war blimp.
 
Can you imagine China even TRYING this during the Trump Administration? And if they did, can you imagine our response being to let it drift around the continent collecting data?
 
This is not a good look for our military. I suspect vaccine-induced neurological damage. We need to put the unvaccinated generals in charge.

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