WANTED: Catchy New Slogan for Obama Campaign!

Comrades, Obama needs our help to come up with a catchy new slogan for his 2012 campaign!

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/20 … ing-on-it/

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The man who made “change we can believe in” and “yes, we can” hallmarks of the 2008 presidential race is still searching for a catchy phrase to define his next campaign.
“We’re still working on it,” President Obama told ABC News’ Barbara Walters when asked about his slogan in an exclusive pre-Christmas interview.

Yes, he’s hard at work, with a laser-like focus, trying to come up with that new slogan. In fact, I’ll bet it’s the first thing he thinks of when he wakes up in the morning, and the last thing he thinks about when he falls asleep at night.

Here’s what you might call the guidelines, which hint at the challenge this poses:

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While no official selection has been made 313 days before the election, Obama’s campaign team has been testing a mix of pithy phrases meant to reflect the president’s accomplishments and vision for the future – all while deflecting attention from the lagging economy and some of the promises from 2008 that didn’t quite get fulfilled.

Crafting a slogan for the Obama campaign is like writing certain kinds of poetry. You have a set number of words and syllables in a certain rhythm to work with—in this case, preferably no more than three words. Why only three? Because we want something the masses can chant at Obama rallies, and with their very little brains and short, stubby attention spans, they can’t possibly be expected to remember more than three words. One has only to look at Joe Biden to know that even a word made up of three letters—like “jobs”—is not only beyond the comprehension of most progressives, but it’s downright unthinkable!

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