by Ace
“And if you don’t agree to our demands that you not fire us, we’ll walk out!!!”
Prepare for a shock: The Danger-Haired Nosering transgender pussyhats are behaving irrationally, and do not seem to have a sound conception of how economics work.
Or reality, for that matter.
You may recall rumors that Musk plans to fire 75% of Twitter’s 7,500 workers. He has called Twitter’s employment rolls “bloated,” and noted the “workers'” “strong left-wing bias.”
The workers he’s about to fire have decided that now is the moment to strike.TIME reviewed a draft of the open letter circulating among Twitter employees on Monday. “Elon Musk’s plan to lay off 75% of Twitter workers will hurt Twitter’s ability to serve the public conversation,” said the draft of the letter, which has not yet been published. “A threat of this magnitude is reckless, undermines our users’ and customers’ trust in our platform, and is a transparent act of worker intimidation.”
Firing workers isn’t an act of worker intimidation; it’s just firing workers.
Everything with these hysterics is shrieking drama.The letter demands that Musk commits to preserving Twitter’s current headcount if his takeover of the company goes through. It also demands he does not discriminate against employees based on their political beliefs and that he commits to “fair” severance policies and more communication about working conditions. “We demand to be treated with dignity, and to not be treated as mere pawns in a game played by billionaires,” the list of demands says.
Here’s the full text:
Staff, Elon Musk, and Board of Directors:We, the undersigned Twitter workers, believe the public conversation is in jeopardy.
“The public conversation,” as curated and censored by us.
Elon Musk’s plan to lay off 75% of Twitter workers will hurt Twitter’s ability to serve the public conversation. A threat of this magnitude is reckless, undermines our users’ and customers’ trust in our platform, and is a transparent act of worker intimidation.
It will reduce the number of Bluehairs available for censorship duty, which is the intent, because Musk believes that “the public conversation” is best served by the greatest tolerance for and latitude of free expression practicable.
Twitter has significant effects on societies and communities across the globe. As we speak, Twitter is helping to uplift independent journalism in Ukraine and Iran, as well as powering social movements around the world.
Leftists can only describe their “achievements” in the vaguest, gassiest terms — “uplift,” “empower” — because they have no actual achievements, and never will.
A threat to workers at Twitter is a threat to Twitter’s future. These threats have an impact on us as workers and demonstrate a fundamental disconnect with the realities of operating Twitter. They threaten our livelihoods, access to essential healthcare, and the ability for visa holders to stay in the country they work in. We cannot do our work in an environment of constant harassment and threats. Without our work, there is no Twitter.
Your letter of termination is literal violence.
And we’ll see if there is no Twitter “without [your] work.” Without you relentless censors monitoring people 24/7.We, the workers at Twitter, will not be intimidated.
No, the plan is not to intimidate you; it is to fire you.
Are you all autistic or just 98% of you? I have to ask. Why do you all have such a terrible difficulty processing simple reality?We recommit to supporting the communities, organizations, and businesses who rely on Twitter. We will not stop serving the public conversation.
Is that a threat? Is that some kind of threat that you will continue your censorship activities, somehow, even if you’re fired? By forming a Boycott Twitter PAC or something?
We call on Twitter management and Elon Musk to cease these negligent layoff threats.
Once again, a plan is not a “threat,” you hyperemotional toxic pissbaby lunatics.
As workers, we deserve concrete commitments so we can continue to preserve the integrity of our platform.
The integrity of the platform increases the moment you are G O N E.
We demand of current and future leadership:Respect: We demand leadership to respect the platform and the workers who maintain it by committing to preserving the current headcount.
Safety: We demand that leadership does not discriminate against workers on the basis of their race, gender, disability, sexual orientation, or political beliefs.How many conservatives do you allow to work at Twitter? Do you even know how many work there, or are they so terrified to speak up they remain silent so you don’t even know if there are or aren’t conservatives there?
But you demand to be protected, huh?
I have some advice for you. I know this is good advice because you’ve offered it to us ten thousand times before:
Build.
Your own.
Twitter.We also demand safety for workers on visas, who will be forced to leave the country they work in if they are laid off.
Oh fuck the fuck off.
Protection: We demand Elon Musk explicitly commit to preserve our benefits, those both listed in the merger agreement and not (e.g. remote work).
The mentally-ill sickly retards can’t bear to leave their smelly shame-pit hovels.
He already announced everyone will be coming back to work.
Don’t worry, this won’t affect you; you’ll be fired.We demand leadership to establish and ensure fair severance policies for all workers before and after any change in ownership.
Here’s your severance package: You’re fired. Get the fuck out. Oh wait, you’re already at home. Okay, stay there. You just won’t be getting paychecks any longer.
Dignity: We demand transparent, prompt and thoughtful communication around our working conditions.
Here’s a thoughtful communication about your working conditions: Your new condition is that you’re no longer working at Twitter.
We demand to be treated with dignity, and to not be treated as mere pawns in a game played by billionaires.Sincerely,
Twitter workersHere’s some dignified treatment for you:
Huzzah, good sirs and madams! How elegantly sickly you all look. I bringeth thee glorious news this fine day: You’re all fuckin’ fired! Now kindly taketh your unwashéd arses downwind from this place and smartly!
But seriously, these lunatics are going to commit actual criminal sabotage on their way out. They’re going to expose a lot of people’s private information and communications.
That’s what this really is: Blackmail.
I’m a bit surprised how much you favor America’s main proponent of electric cars.
Test
You simply don’t get it, do you?
No he has a density of Osmium, admire one thing about a person and suddenly hes suppose to be a hero of yours. We know Democrats hate all African Americans, they are so racist! Especially when they show up NASA, who scrubs missions if someone in Houston passes gas prior to countdown. That shit happens when Barry fires all the rocket scientists and hires part time census takers.
It’s great Musk makes electric cars. It’s great people buy them, if they want to. Who cares? Just leave government subsidies out of it. That’s what indoctrinated fools don’t get.
Absolutely. Musk built the market that the corrupt Biden regime is trying to use for their globalist goals.
I can’t wait to buy my first EV. I’m just not helping you losers kill off 90% of the people on the planet under the guise of “saving the planet.”
You’re on notice, asshole.
Hey other than this shit We like and welcome African American immigrants.
Could not be happening to a more disgusting organization. Now only if Musk can restore the platform to something other than total conservative censorship
Time to Clean House at Twitter they need a lot of Janitors to get it all done
If Musk proposing a peace deal that favors Russia makes him a national security threat, what does idiot Biden’s energy policy, which enables Russia to invade Ukraine and hold Europe hostage make idiot Biden?
What entitled, spoiled, petulant crybabies these pretentious shitbags are. Anyone that signs that letter identifies themselves as the antithesis of a good employee and should be fired.
If Twitter, in its current state, fails, it is good for the country and world. If Musk makes it an open, uncensored platform that is no longer a leftist propaganda organ, even better.
BREAKING: Elon Musk Officially Owns Twitter – Immediately Fires CEO Parag Agrawal, CFO and Legal Head Vijaya Gadde
Musk gets to work.
Maybe they can learn to code.
BREAKING: Elon Musk Shares REAL Reason He Purchased Twitter While Heads of Leftists Explode
“I wanted to reach out personally to share my motivation in acquiring Twitter. There has been much speculation about why I bought Twitter and what I think about advertising. Most of it has been wrong.
The reason I acquired Twitter is because it is important to the future of civilization to have a common digital town square, where a wide range of beliefs can be debated in a healthy manner, without resorting to violence. There is currently great danger that social media will splinter into far right wing and far left wing echo chambers that generate more hate and divide our society.
In the relentless pursuit of clicks, much of traditional media has fueled and catered to those polarized extremes, as they believe that is what brings in the money, but, in doing so, the opportunity for dialogue is lost.
That is why I bought Twitter. I didn’t do it because it would be easy. I didn’t do it to make more money. I did it to try to help humanity, whom I love. And I do so with humility, recognizing that failure in pursuing this goal, despite our best efforts, is a very real possibility.
That said, Twitter obviously cannot become a free-for-all hellscape, where anything can be said with no consequences! In addition to adhering to the laws of the land, our platforms must be warm and welcoming to all, where you can choose your desired experience according to your preferences, just as you can choose, for example, to see movies or play video games ranging from all ages to mature.”
Musk has officially banned impersonation on Twitter after parody impersonations of himself.
Which begs the question, What’s the point of paying him a monthly fee for a verified account if impersonation isn’t allowed to begin with?
Ignorantly wrong again, as usual. Musk has clearly stated that unless “impersonation” is clearly denoted as parody, it is banned. If you notice the nefarious and destructive tendencies of leftists, you can understand why. The left has no sense of humor, just a desire to destroy.
Not being able to silence conservative views really, really gets to you, doesn’t it?
You: The Left controls Hollywood (including comedy movies and shows, presumably).
Also you: “The left has no sense of humor.”
And? They (you) are great at making fun of others yet cannot see the humor in their own stupidity.
Maybe he’s aware that many users are too stupid to know when they’re looking at a parody.
Kathy Griffin’s ‘Elon Musk’ Twitter post address was clearly labeled ‘@ Kathy Griffin’.
NO. When you use someone else’s name, even in that context, it’s against the rules.
SHE WAS IMPERSONATING MUSK. Same pic, too.
Perhaps you’re the stupid one. Perhaps Musk will make people verify their IQ so the rest of us smarties don’t have to suffer idiot remarks from dumbsh*ts like you?
That would be a good start.
Are you suggesting that free speech has limits and rules, and that site owners have a right to set them?
You people would be hilarious, if your cult leader clowns weren’t so dangerous.
We are saying identity theft is illegal
Trump stole the conservatives’ identity, the republicans’ identity, the patriots’ identity, and the Christians’ identity, all for his own misuse and aggrandizement.
No he did not we all knew what he was before we voted, this woman who held up a likeness of trumps head covered in blood isnt, Rich Little in Vegas. I could use your name but never impersonate anyone as thick skulled as yourself.
Then you can’t claim ignorance of his immorality as an excuse.
We didn’t want career criminal Hillary to get her money-grubbing hands on the Supreme Court. We elected Trump (the last lawfully elected President we’ve had) and he did a GREAT job, despite Democrat obstruction and sedition.
Most Americans are now poised for the obvious voter fraud about to be enacted because the idiot WH spokesperson just said as much.
“I Recommend Voting for a Republican Congress” – Elon Musk Urges Independent Voters to Vote for Republicans this Midterm Election
I would go a step further and recommend all democrats vote Republican this midterm.
There’s less than no reason for me to care what you think.
There’s no reason for me to care what he thinks.
Eat Cheaper Food Like Chef Boyardee to Combat Inflation, Dem Congressman Suggests
This greg guy is publicly melting down over Trump, dialing.
Dude, you actually look stupid now. Dial back the silly remarks.
Idiot Biden and Democrats stole an entire election and brought ruin, embarrassment and misery upon the nation.
I can’t imagine that listing another person’s name as your temporary Twitter handle, especially when your permanent Twitter handle is sitting right next to it for all to see, would qualify as “identity theft” in any court in the country.
No. It’s impersonation, as your handle can literally be anything else.
Just take the L on this one, son, and stop arguing.
You’re wrong.
Nope. Kathy wasn’t exercising free speech, and her suspension was clear…not some invented reason that they never gave her.
Funny that the shoe is now on the other foot, and you fools struggle to pretend.
It’s dangerous to censor free speech, rig elections, and kill off people under the guise of “climate change”
You pigs are going down.
They have every right to set whatever limits they want. However, when they decide to become a propaganda megaphone for the left and suppress conservative views or even FACTS that don’t benefit the left, they are no longer a neutral platform and should face taxation and regulation. The problem with and complaint of Twitter and Facebook is that they want it both ways.
What is hilarious is how you spoiled crybabies are having a conniption fit simply because you’ve been denied the power of life or death over the right to free speech of those with whom you disagree. Can you PROVE yourselves bigger spoiled, sore loser babies? I guess we’ll see Wednesday.
Or, more likely, Democrats are whining, crybaby, spoiled shitheads that throw tantrums when they don’t get their way and stupid, crybaby bitch Griffin was trying to disrupt.
That’s not a cogent question.
The point of Musk’s actions is to hold people responsible…ALL OF THEM…no baselessly banning a popular President while letting a failed comedian threated said President’s life with impunity.
Your regime is ending. Grow up.
They do fact checks on the Babylon Bee, the Left does not comprehend parody or humor.
Malicious impersonation is not parody. And is not funny. Try that crap on the street and you’ll end up with a broken face.