Shocker: Photos of Talladega Garages Indicate That “Noose” at Bubba Wallace’s Garage Was Just… A Rope for Pulling Down the Garage Door With a Hand-Loop at the End

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Wow. Another case of a rope with a hand-loop being claimed to be a “noose.”

I hope Ben Shapiro’s proud of his ability to tweet out Hot Garbage Takes without an attosecond of reflection or restraint.

The important thing, Bennie, is to always have your Hot Garbage Takes be among the very first on Twitter. Spitting up pablum and bile without any thought is how you prove you’re a Elite Conservative Intellectual.

https://twitter.com/jason_howerton/status/1275440840060465158

Oh, Not Binary Ben: I’ve got another hot tip for you you’ll want to rush right out to pump out a Hot Garbage Take about. Apparently some pro-life teens are guilty of smiling at a Native American Tribal Elder Who Is Also a Veteran.

Make sure you retweet that.

Oh wait, you already did.

I scanned Not Binary Ben’s timeline and unless I missed it, he has chosen to not retweet this Twitchy story, despite the fact that he practically lives on Twitchy.

Embarrassed again, Bennie?

If Bennie follows standard Ben Shapiro Oopsie Protocols, his plan of action will be to 1, pretend he didn’t rush to judgment here, and 2, begin scolding the media and leftwing twitter dopes for having rushed to judgment, without acknowledging that he himself rushed to judgement.

As I said yesterday: He did not learn from Covington, and he will not learn from this. He is a degenerate twiter addict, a Very Online “thinker,” and the notion that a clickbait story could pass by without one of his retweets or Hot Garbage Takes is just anathema to him.

The Very Online must let you know they are online 24/7. Any moment not spent online is a moment wasted. Any thought not posted on Twitter is a useless thought.

Thinking only counts if it’s done in a group and as part of a Team Effort with your curated Twitter mutual-follow Super Intellectual Thinkfluencer Squad.

Isn’t your stupid half-retard slogan “Facts don’t care about your feelings”? Why then do you rush out so many ill-considered feelings while never waiting for the facts?

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I checked my garage and low and behold I have a loop on the end of a short rope connected to my overhead garage door track that I had not noticed before. I mean, as long as it works. , right? IMHO, I think we can excuse my ignorance , as I am elderly, of the door closing/opening feature minus electricity to my garage door, but how do we explain the lack of knowledge of garage door accoutrements to someone who has spent their adult life in a garage? I think we all got Smalloted by Noosecar, formally known as Nascar .

@Abbi:

I think we all got Smalloted by Noosecar, formally known as Nascar .

Of course, Bubba Wallace had “Black Lives Matter” painted on his car as he pranced around in his “I Can’t Breath” t-shirt.

But don’t call it a racial hoax. A plain old hoax is fine.

Gimmie a good old figure 8 race on a dirt track any day. Demo derbys are fun too.

@retire05: He should spend more time racing and winning than “activisting”.

Some people just don’t bother with the truth they see a noose and think its a hate crime commited they would be the same fools who would shout Fire in a crowed theater

@retire05:

“I Can’t Breath”

I saw a picture of it, and it looks like he actually had it spelled correctly on his shirt.

@Michael: Maybe he had the same guy that exploited the “noose” spelled it for him. Once again, a racist hoax blows right up in the left’s big, stupid face and the entire point of it all totally evades their notice.

@Deplorable Me:

a racist hoax

It sounds like it was more of a mistake than a hoax.

@Deplorable Me: If there is so much hate and racism why do they have to fake it?

@kitt:

If there is so much hate and racism why do they have to fake it?

Remember, white racism is so prevalent that Jussie Smollett had to hire two black Nigerian immigrants to act like white racists.

Nigerian immigrants doing the job Americans won’t do.

@retire05: They also investigated a burnt cross in the garage that turned out to be a lug wrench…..

@kitt: Well, there is very little overt racism and, for Democrats, it simply won’t make its appearance when they most need it.

@Michael: It’s a mistake when they see something that looks like a noose and find out the facts of the matter, which is that it is a loop. It’s a hoax when it is immediately blown into a major racist hate crime. That’s not by accident; the left overreacts EVERY TIME and, if they worried about “mistakes”, they would hold fire until they had actual facts.