Pentagon has a plan to stop a zombie apocalypse

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The U.S. military has always been the one place in government with a plan, forever in preparation mode and ready to yank a blueprint off the shelf for almost any contingency. Need a response for a Russian nuclear missile launch? Check. Have to rescue a U.S. ambassador kidnapped by drug lords? Yup, check, got that covered. How about a detailed strategy for surviving a zombie apocalypse? As it turns out, check.

Incredibly, the Defense Department has a response if zombies attacked and the armed forces had to eradicate flesh-eating walkers in order to “preserve the sanctity of human life” among all the “non-zombie humans.”

Buried on the military’s secret computer network is an unclassified document, obtained by Foreign Policy, called “CONOP 8888.” It’s a zombie survival plan, a how-to guide for military planners trying to isolate the threat from a menu of the undead — from chicken zombies to vegetarian zombies and even “evil magic zombies” — and destroy them.

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Here is the CONOP. It was designed as a training tool and is NOT a real CONOP which would be classified.

I’m glad they got that covered. For a minute, I was wondering what they were going to do should zombies attack America. 🙂

@David:

I’m glad they got that covered. For a minute, I was wondering what they were going to do should zombies attack America. 🙂

If “they” is this administration and Attorney General, “they” will let them vote Democrat without checking ID’s or eligibility.

@Ditto

I can hear Obama saying the words already. “We cannot discriminate. We need to be fair. They have a right to vote. Voter ID laws take away that right. Just because they’re zombies doesn’t mean we are allowed to treat them any less different. It’s not the American way.”

David
YA BUT would they have an ID, or one finger to print,
or an address?