Several years ago Mattel gave us “Math is hard” Barbie.
At the UN, Barack Obama delivered a stunningly brilliant piece of oratory regarding the Middle East. He declared
The same people who brought you the Barack Obama Kinetic Military action doll now bring you a new treat.
The Barack Obama Peace is Hard doll.
Pull the string and it says “Peace is hard”
Pull the string twice and it says “Water is wet”
Pull the string three times and it says “Tax the rich.”
Put a dollar in its pocket and it will let you pull its string all day.
Five months ago, 83 percent of African Americans held “strongly favorable” views of Obama, but in a new Washington Post-ABC news poll that number has dropped to 58 percent.
Maybe that’s because this doll doesn’t look so black as it would have a few years ago.
Left out the following:
Pull the string four times and it says “It’s Bush’s fault”
Pull the string five times and it says “We need more stimulus”
Pull the string six times and it says “Pass this bill”
Pull the string seven times and it says “The people voted for hope and change”
Pull the string eight times and it says “Let me be clear”