I tweeted that there’s no way that Obama could be the Anti-Christ, because Satan wouldn’t be incompetent. And could successfully pronounce the word “corpsman.”
Here are some more Obama’s not Satan arguments.
One guy just wrote “Satan wouldn’t have claimed he’d visited all 12 circles (of hell),” which is a decent joke.
This good ad about this SCOAMF got me started.
The ridiculous pompadoured ponce of racial arson, Al Sharpton,blabbled that the GOP is in a “mad rush to its extreme white wing, so I started an Al Sharpton is Not Blacula one, too.
Blacula chomps into the necks of supple young virgins. Not goditos double-fisted two-at-a-time.
So anyway I’m dropping these jokes and I’m like, “Um, don’t I have a blog where we do these jokes?” Sorry.
And since this is just a catch-all post– you know when I kept saying lawyers would soon be involved with the Keith Olbermann Situation? (Which should be the name of his show — The Situation with Keith Olbermann.)
Satan is a fictional character of religious mythology.
Those Tweets are a riot!
I would make one slight change.
I would put a twist on this:
To this:
Obama is a fictional character of media mythology.
I’m not religious but wasn’t Satan also an angle once?