Nomenklatura-climber @ The People’s Cube:
Comrades,
The Commission for Regulatory Justice, under the Department of Progressive Legislation, has issued a congratulatory telegram to the Party’s Central Committee, commending it on the achievement of nearly 30,000 new laws throughout the Union of Socialist States of America for the Year 2012. This great achievement has even been recognized in the propaganda organs of the Capitalists, who stand in awe of this profound example of Progress for the people of America:
New laws on New Year’s Day, from gay marriage to ‘Caylee’s Law’
The Masses are in need of regulation, and with the unanimous election of Comrade President Barack Barackovich Obama, the Party has been able to harness the ardent desires of the People for greater implementation of Socialist doctrine. In the first year of his Chairmanship, the USSA enacted 40,697 laws, not counting the thousands of helpful and necessary regulations through the various administrative organs of the State.
While counter-revolutionary elements may try to question the Party’s implementation of so many laws, he can say with certainty that every one of these laws is important for the welfare of the People.
Those without proper education are ignorant of the benefits of freedom through regulation.
