The People’s Cube:
Our friends at MSNBC have recently covered the “crisis” in Eastern Europe, and of course, how can you cover such a situation without presenting a map of the surrounding countries? But as some of our older comrades notice, (including our People’s Director) something’s… a bit off with the picture. Do you see it? Over to the left there’s a little country called Czechoslovakia; of course, this country hasn’t actually existed for over 20 years now.
Our Progressive comrades have not made a mistake, however; they’re just illustrating their brilliant expertise in Common Core Geography, where old, worn out ideas of “borders” and “national identities” are nothing more than the similarly blasphemous concepts of “freedom” and “individuality”, which are considered detrimental to our cause.
