WILMINGTON, DE—As Dr. Jill Biden and her husband went out to eat over the weekend, a man began choking on his Denver omelet. But lucky for him, Dr. Jill Biden was there, and she is a doctor.
“We need a doctor here!” cried a waiter. “Is there a doctor in the house?”
Dr. Jill Biden sprang into action. “I’m a doctor!” she said, rushing over. “I’m going to need a podium and a microphone, stat!” After a busboy hurried over with the life-saving tools she would need, Dr. Jill Biden thanked him and then began delivering a speech on meeting students’ needs at the community college level.
“Thank you for having me here today,” Dr. Jill Biden said as the bewildered choking man tried to call for a “real doctor,” since he was obviously a misogynistic bigot. “Webster’s Dictionary defines education as the action or process of educating.” As she continued her intro, the man’s face started to turn purple.
“There are three reasons community college being accessible for all is a net gain to society,” Dr. Jill Biden said as the man started to lose consciousness. “First, good classes are good for people. We must increase positive educational outcomes by offering good classes for low or no cost. Good classes may include everything from tennis courses and physical education to math and even science.”
“In conclusion, community college is good,” Dr. Jill Biden said fifteen minutes later, after the man had died. “Thank you.”
Dr. Ben Carson also happened to be there but was asked not to interfere as the media assured everyone he’s not a real doctor.
Fun fact: The New York Times used to refer to Fidel Castro as "Dr. Castro." (It drove my Dad nuts because Castro only had a law degree). pic.twitter.com/IPz6uqna8v
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) December 14, 2020
Reminder: The NY Times really didn't like calling Ben Carson "doctor," but often used the title for Jill Biden. It's all partisan BS by biased journalists, and if any of you pretend otherwise I don't know what to tell you. https://t.co/hiQ0VSB8w9
— Tim Carney (@TPCarney) December 14, 2020
Yeah. An Eastern European who speaks six languages immigrates to this country and becomes the First Lady is not at all the American Story.
The American Story is a multi millionaire married to a career politician getting her PhD at 55 for funsies.
These people are the worst. https://t.co/vnUQ7KtfRt
— antihero_kate (@antihero_kate) December 14, 2020
If I was a master carpenter and insisted that you address me as "Master Walsh," you would think I was insane. I feel exactly the same way about people without medical degrees insisting that I call them doctor. In fact it's even crazier. At least the carpenter has a useful skill.
— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) December 14, 2020
When Castro died Liberals Cried When Manson died Liberals Cried
Bill Cosby is no longer a doctor, they yanked his for rich guys that donate honorary education away from him. Racists.
Bill Cosby Honorary Doctorate Pulled By Temple University
Only Democrats need phony trappings to give others the impression they are smart. Jill married a guy whose wife and child were killed when she ran a stop sign and he accused the other driver of being drunk. She married a lying scumbag who used the death of his wife and child to draw sympathy and heaped guilty upon an innocent man. What does THAT tell you about them, Basil Faulty?
“This man is choking! Is there a Doctor in the house”?!
“I’m Dr Jill Biden, I need you all to take out a clean sheet of paper and a #2 pencil,”!
“NOW PEOPLE!”
Dr. Biden VS Kamala.
Which one wins the battle for WH control?
Both are mean, ambitious monsters.
Jill ought to be in prison for elder abuse.
Kamala sent many men of color to prison for the same thing she was doing daily.
Neither of them has the morals of an alley cat.
(Or, maybe they DO have the morals of alley cats.)
@Deplorable Me:
I am from Wilmington, DE and this story is factual. Mind boggling to many of us as to how he remained there for so many terms.
I challenge everyone to name 3 things Senator Biden accomplished as a 3 decade Congressman…and don’t give me committee chair BS. Go ahead we’re waiting…….?
@david A olson: Just three things or three POSITIVE things?
her dissertation is garbage-rubber stamp. I have read her dissertation, nothing more than an end of semester term paper
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/opinion/jill-bidens..
@MOS#8541: She probably plagiarized that, like Rapin’ Joe taught her.