Liberals, if you’d like to keep losing, please continue behaving like this

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Matt Walsh:

Liberals, it’s clear that you wish to continue losing.

You found the taste of defeat so novel and exciting that you’ve become intoxicated by it. Indeed, you’ve done everything you possibly could over these past few days to ensure that your losses are magnified and replicated in the future. Not satisfied to simply lose in 2016, you’ve now begun the project of losing in 2020 and beyond.

Truly, your performance since Tuesday has been astounding in its tone deafness. It’s hard for me to believe that anyone could paint such a masterpiece of ineptitude and self-destruction by accident. I can only conclude that you’re doing it on purpose because, for whatever reason, you are not satiated by just one stunning, historic loss. You want more. And if that is in fact your aim, I would like to make a few suggestions to help you accomplish the goal.

If you’d like to lose again and again, make sure to do (I mean, keeping doing) the following:

1. Continue with the hilarious melodrama.

On Saturday, SNL opened their show with Hillary Clinton’s impersonator somberly playing the piano and singing “Hallelujah.” After the song, the actress turned to the camera and tearfully declared, “I’m not giving up and neither should you!” That was how a sketch comedy show handled Hillary Clinton’s defeat. It was not supposed to be funny. But it was. Honestly, I haven’t laughed so hard at an SNL bit since at least the mid-90’s.

Liberals were not laughing, though. Leftists in the media and on social media agreed that the performance was “powerful” and “touching” and “inspiring.” I was reminded by more than one person on Twitter that if I wasn’t “moved” by Kate McKinnon’s Hillary Clinton tribute, I’m “not human.” Well, I guess I’m not human then. And neither are most of the rational adults in this country who watched the clip and rolled their eyes so hard they could practically see their own brains.

It bears mentioning that SNL handled the election results more sedately and mournfully than they handled 9-11. In the liberal mind, the former is clearly the greater tragedy. And it’s precisely this kind of irrational, overwrought nonsense that drives people away from liberalism. So, keep it up. Great work.

2. Continue lying.

Shortly after Trump’s election, we started seeing the feverish reports of “hate crimes” perpetrated by Trump supporters. Black Americans, gays, Muslims, and women were being hunted down in the streets and assaulted by neo-Nazis and Klansmen now emboldened by President-Elect Trump. Of course, almost all of these reports have been proven false.

Normal people knew they were false because normal people are aware that, despite what they tell you on college campuses these days, America is not filled to the brim with murderous Klansmen and closeted Nazis. There are, like, 8 of them in total (give or take) and they all live in the same trailer park. If you spent less time concocting fantastical narratives about the United States and more time actually learning about the country and the people who inhabit it, you’d know that already. And then you’d at least be able to come up with more convincing lies.

3. Continue being violent.

I won’t pretend that the group of black people who pulled a white Trump voter out of his car and stomped the hell out of him were representative of the liberal majority, but they do represent a disturbing trend. And unlike the “hate crimes” being carried out by phantom Trump supporters around the country, this violent incident was helpfully filmed and posted online by the perpetrators. So, we know it happened. Just as we know for certain that leftists are storming shopping malls, setting fires, trespassing, vandalizing, throwing rocks at police officers, and rioting at various locations across the nation.

Rioting has become one of the primary methods of leftists self-expression in recent years, and it is about as convincing and effective a communication tool as it’s always been. Which is to say, it’s sure to win tons of converts for the other side but very few for your own. That’s because no one watches the news and says to himself, “Hmmm. I didn’t agree with the Left about this whole Donald Trump situation, but they’ve really made a compelling case by tossing Molotov cocktails at police cars. I’m going to have to rethink my position.”

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Liberals are sore losers and spoiled little brats these idiot little snowflakes need to either GET OVER IT or go live on Jupiter with Cher or just go to some unknown place with George Lopez

Ironic that over half of the clinton protesters arrested in Portland did not vote and/or were not registered to vote.

It would appear that many liberals are acting like they don’t expect any more elections to take place.

There are many liberals who will vote for the left no matter what happens. They are so immersed into the ideology that they can not think for themselves. Look at the people here who continue to defend Hillary no matter what she does.